sharp_cutter

i got about 4 hours or less of sleep last night, and i seem to have functioned quite well today.

i was up late lookin for truffles.

i have now returned from one fucking long-ass drive to and from minneapolis. ...christ....word from to the wise...beware the incredible hulk. holy crap did i get trashed fast offa that shit. wow...the hair show rocked, but jenni was immature and we probably wouldnt have made it back to work on time if we had to get up at 6am tomorrow...cuz otherwise we or i would...
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i'm going to minneapolis for an aveda hair show thingy, and i'm gonna get trashed the night before with my bestest bud jenni. yay us.

i have once again changed my look.

now have a buzz cut head. copper colored with a little bit of darker design in the front hairline. post pics soon.

i finally admitted the truth behind my crabby/cranky behavior tonight to two of my coworkers at dinner. hopefully they won't spill the beans to the rest of our coworkers.

i need to design a turtle tattoo for myself...

i am sooo horny...

some lyrics come to mind...

T Mousse Lyrics

Horny Lyrics

All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny

You got me horny in the morning and you know
I tried to call you but I can't find the telephone...
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i sometimes wish i were an asexual creature.

bite me.


...i'mmm a horny little fahker
yes, yes i am.
worthless piece of penis
yes, yes i am.
want to jump off of a bridge
and land on my head.
but instead i'll just invite you up
and fuck you in my bed.
yay! go team fuckhead! go!

i am evil.

feelin down this morning. popped in the aimee man dvd. blastin it to ease my pains, since i gotta get to work in an hour, and drinkin is outa the question.

i bought CONANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! ...on dvd. with arnold svvvatzenahger. it is sooooooo a soft core porn. its great stuff. lovin it. arnolds soundeffects are awesome.


everyone go look in my pics at my new additions. drunken fun yay!

fucking germantown police department can fucking burn in hell! them and the fucking postal service employees here! FUCKERS!


background story: my plates are expired. in the last 2 weeks i have been pulled over 3 times for the plates. well, once for speeding and plates too. anyway this last time the cop just verbally warned me with his sad little mustache. then, he decides 'oh,...
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