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you know what sucks about being born in late december? all my closest friends are always off visiting family in wisconsin or fucktown, upstate new york, instead of staying in san francisco and hanging out with me. i just don't get it. didn't everyone just get back from seeing their family on thanksgiving? it's hard having to compete with jesus christ every year. but anyway, wasn't he born in march? you know, a pisces. i can't picture jesus as a capricorn.