i believe that all the conspiracy theories are true. even if they're not, it's more fun to think they are.
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Monday Nov 11, 2002
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Friday Nov 08, 2002
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Thursday Nov 07, 2002
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Sunday Nov 03, 2002
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Thursday Oct 31, 2002
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Wednesday Oct 30, 2002
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Wednesday Oct 23, 2002
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Tuesday Oct 22, 2002
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Sunday Oct 20, 2002
today i am performing a ritual known as "fixing my sleep schedule". a…
given four points on the earth, all at 90 degree angles to each other, each point will experience a full day, from sunrise to sunset. therefore, in each 24 hour period, four days pass.
so, since there are four days in 24 hours, everything you learned in school is wrong, and therefore education is a lie and everyone is stupid.
(at least, that's what i understood from it.)