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the word on the street is that this october has been "breakup month 2003". is it true? are couples breaking up everywhere around you?

in other news, i made the mistake of eating an apple turnover from safeway. it was vegan, but only in the sense that of the 50,000 highly processed chemical ingredients, none of them were animal derived. i'm not even convinced the apples were real. now i'm drinking cups of ginger tea and gripping my stomach, hoping the radioactive lump will go away.

is it true that i use this journal for no other purpose but to complain about physical ailments?

EDIT: another thing i forgot to add - i highly recommend renting the good old naughty days. the summary: an hour long collection of hardcore porno reels from the 1920s. it was actually shocking. i can't believe my grandparents knew about all that stuff.