Back in the day, I used to work at a fuel center (fancy name for a gas station) . I used to write mini stories of some of the customers and their antics. Some super funny and some just absolutely maddening. I wanted to share here just to have a laugh at some of the most unbelievable people in America...
This Toyota Camry pulls up, a mom and four child like things come out of it. The wild offspring run around the station and play a rousing game of tag for a bit, weaving in and out of fuel pumps and cars throughout the station. After a few minutes they each grab a windshield washing brush and start to play swords while making their way back to the Camry. Meanwhile, mom is just paying no attention to her demon seeds. They finally set their sites on the Camry and all four proceed to make an attempt to wash the whole car while brandishing their chosen sponge/swords. It was more of a spastic attempt at a wash I suppose is what you would call it. All of them dancing around the car like an epileptic on a grand mal bender from hell. I'm just about to go out there to put a stop to this fireside show of shenanigans when mom finishes up and and she yells "quit screwing around and get in the fuckin' car". All four of the boys then threw their wands of destruction down on to the ground next to the pump, they pile in to the car and finally...once again...silence again had befallen the Fuel Center.