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As of right now, I am being stood up for the first time.

hopefully in about 2 hours I'll be drunk and really embarrassed to have written this as said stander upper sits on my couch reading this and laughing at me.


but for now... Booooored.
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twotoner:
That's crap. To hell with that person. They're not worth it.

ARRR!!!
aaardvark:
DAMN YOU, UPDATE!
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weird.


boys.


so... silly.


love
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switchsigh:
Come to karaoke at the 90s and/or the Saloon tonight. I'll show ya my tits. Okay, I'll show you my tits anyway, but it'd be cool to see you tonight.
aaardvark:
Awwww, my girl finally has just a nice boy. Welcome to the club. By the way, I'm coming into town tomorrow, so you should hang with me after work, biotch.
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Alaska (9:44:16 PM): i wish my nipples spouted Naked Juice.
Alaska (9:44:36 PM): i can't afford to buy it everyday
Rylieluv (9:44:53 PM): I wish you didn't just say that
Alaska (9:44:59 PM): hahaha
Rylieluv (9:45:05 PM): please don't hurt naked juice for me
Alaska (9:45:14 PM): teehee
Alaska (9:45:30 PM): well, last time i checked, they don't, so never fear
Rylieluv (9:45:50 PM): I...
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aaardvark:
I am going to make you my dirty whore.
aaardvark:
Mmmmmm, I want a big ol bucket of your slamhole.
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Well if ever the word disgruntled described a girl to a T....


it would be now, and me... as that girl.

The New Year has me feeling all out of sorts.

*GRUMPTION*



Leave me pretty comments.
I'm feeling particularly needy right now.
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trixie:
i'll do a puppet show for you to cheer you up. biggrin
tailofdogma:
check the Drunks group
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danielle:
ten tonight at red dragon, i pick you up , teddy rupswkin drop us off
steve112:
cute kitten.

hope you had a great christmas and have an aweosme NEW YEARS party
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When my theoretical trust is theorecically questioned, I really hate to hurt my own feelings by realizing that my recent actions have done nothing to deem me trustworthy....

that being said, with no real consequense for any others as far as they know, i wonder how that realization will affect how I behave...

If at all.

I want it to.

Does that count for nothing?...
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aaardvark:
I trust you with my vagina. And maybe my boobies.
just_bob:
i was to sick to even think about coming to minneapolis last night but with this i need to mail you your christamas presant

so if you would get to me in some way your snail mail address that would be sweet
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tinyelvis:
I was just messin
I got a Great Aunt Maddie that sorta took over.... smile
yuriel:
that is an awesome present from an awesome grandmother to an awesome gal smile
<3
EL SUICIDO LOCO
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werd.

says me sleepy time/








wake me only for sex, or booze, lest I get cranky.



don't doubt me bitch.


I kill for fun.

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darkjuan:
she tends to forget my numbers sometimes tongue tongue
thejuanupsman:
Breakfast sounds like a wonderful idea. But I need more notice. As you can see by the amount of time it took me to respond. So you should plan something for like 2 weeks from now. Or something. Or maybe I will. If I get over my current apathy. We'll see.
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So I get like 3 calls today from the devil (ie Citibank's legal fucks) telling me that my check for $1100.00 that they took without authization from my checking account has bouced (ie- I stopped payment) and that they will be submitting that to the state of MN so that I will go to jail for no less than 90 days.

I called back and...
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jubalharshaw:
frown frown

...

bok
jubalharshaw:
Sorry. No boozing tonight for me. Raincheck though.
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fruitless:
yes,very much so. i really have nothing better to do at that time in the morning.very sorry. smile
fruitless:
and i may have been drunk.