Thursday Sep 15, 2005

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Cookie Crotch and I are the coolest. you know who I talking about. shout outs to my LOVE

she's good times.

and now we're gonna go shave our legs together whilst making love. you know you want in.

disposable razors and pussy. that's what it's all about.


I'm sober.
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mutiny:
disposable razors and pussy. i sooo want in.
aaardvark:
I love you.

Saturday Sep 10, 2005

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Rylie's best quote EVER:

(said to Aardvark)

"I vomited up all of your friends"




Also...

I got laid. eeek biggrin


UPDATE:

mofo's sex is stupid when you haven't had it then you half have it and it sucks. now i've had it not sucking. I'm all about it.
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digitaldavid:
I get it. I think I understand the 1/2 having it (and if someone doesn't ... just hope you never will) ... I didn't have what i'd say is good sex until my 3rd partner, just about a year or two ago.
seapuppy:
I didn't have great sex until I said, "fuck the condom! The motherfuckers are way too gawdamn expensive for the way we have sex!~" Good times those were; wish I was still having those good times. At least I know now that no matter how much your girlfriend's best friend is on your balls because she wants to get laid 'cause she's horny as hell and haven't had any in a while; DON'T DO IT! Most girls are NOT okay with it....yup. blackeyed I'm sad.


(~We were having sex multiple times every day/night that I was there. It was out of control. We both were surprised about her never getting pregnant from as much as we were having it.)

Friday Sep 02, 2005

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I don't have internet untill the 16th

so consider yourself lucky if I contact you before then!

And If I want your Penis, HAND IT OVER!

leave me comments so I feel special on sept. 16th.

Thanks.
audrey_dean:
I like how you capitalized the word 'penis.' It makes it sound so formal!

;D Here is a contribution to said 'feeling special' upon your return to the internet.
yuriel:
i would if you wanted it

ill feel special for certain tongue

but thats cus im like talked to and stuff smile

miss ya till you get back!
EL SUICIDO LOCO

Wednesday Aug 31, 2005

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New apartment.

yay.

so tired...

will someone please feed me so I can go to bed?

please?
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yuriel:
-makes you some lasagne and sends you off to bed-

get some sleep smile
EL SUICIDO LOCO
yuriel:
frown frown frown
-hugs you tight-

if i could send you something decent i would <3
ive been there it stinks frown
EL SUICIDO LOCO

Tuesday Aug 30, 2005

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darkjuan:
I hate to say this... but you look like Kelly Osborne in that pic!

ARRR!!! skull ARRR!!!
parks:
I just want to clarify, I didn't mean my above comment in any negative kind of way

I think your real hair looks awesome, I don't dig the dark bob cut so much

Monday Aug 29, 2005

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Sigh of relief.

It's been so long since I've had crazy fucked up and goofy dreams that I was starting to worry.

This one was nothing special, just like a high school field trip that my gay friend from high school and I skipped out on to play on the playground and discuss who in highschool really liked us and who only pretended.

Then I...
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steel_talons:
does everyone have cool dreams but me?
audrey_dean:
Geeee!

That movie took a LONG time for me to like... but oh, mylanta.

Eventually I'll come out and meet you 'Suicide girls' folks, and we can discuss funnery such as this. ;D

[Edited on Aug 30, 2005 8:24PM]

Sunday Aug 28, 2005

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I'm done now with the open-ness of my sex life.

it has suddenly struck me that people could ACTUALLY know what I'm saying about them, and quite frankly, I don't want them to know how girly and geeked out I actually am. Not yet. Not until it is fully established in the world that girly and geeked out is the new cool.

Word.
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frankmask:
I just can't keep up with you kids and your trends. I'm still stuck back in 'wearing clown shoes and being overly interested in retail development options is paraguay'.
parks:
I know, I was trying to be sarcastic in a nice and understanding way kiss

Saturday Aug 27, 2005

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Welcome to my non-tawdry night at home.

After realizing that in the time period of 24 hours I had been underneath 2 different boys with two very different ideas of what they were gonna get out of me, I figured it was time for a night to myself.

Turning 21 has seemed to open the eyes of boys everywhere and quite frankly, I wasn't prepared....
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jackcrowder:
When I was 18, I did the Internet Date thing (gasp, how risque! I know) and when she came down (I was in Houston at the time) all we did was nap. Naps provide a good bonding experience.
lukebunny:
I am glad that in some small way I was able to help you to play with a penis. They are wonderfull things. Bravo.

Saturday Aug 27, 2005

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Dude. I want action. and not from some club kid named twink, who felt me up and would have surely done me, But from a portland kid, who didnt want to go too far and seemingly understood the rules in which we were playing by.

I want a boy who moves at my speed.

and it seems not many boys do.

Fuck you I will...
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aaardvark:
Heh, I don't know, give me a call later.
audrey_dean:
Ahhahaha... you got felt up by Mr. Hand Herpes. ; ) Poor thing.


(I used to go to Ground Zero a lot)

Then I started calling people things like 'Mr. Hand Herpes' and can't go there or they'll get all Goth Kwon Do on my ass.

[Edited on Aug 27, 2005 2:49PM]
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