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I'm done now with the open-ness of my sex life.

it has suddenly struck me that people could ACTUALLY know what I'm saying about them, and quite frankly, I don't want them to know how girly and geeked out I actually am. Not yet. Not until it is fully established in the world that girly and geeked out is the new cool.

Word.
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frankmask:
I just can't keep up with you kids and your trends. I'm still stuck back in 'wearing clown shoes and being overly interested in retail development options is paraguay'.
parks:
I know, I was trying to be sarcastic in a nice and understanding way kiss
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Welcome to my non-tawdry night at home.

After realizing that in the time period of 24 hours I had been underneath 2 different boys with two very different ideas of what they were gonna get out of me, I figured it was time for a night to myself.

Turning 21 has seemed to open the eyes of boys everywhere and quite frankly, I wasn't prepared....
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jackcrowder:
When I was 18, I did the Internet Date thing (gasp, how risque! I know) and when she came down (I was in Houston at the time) all we did was nap. Naps provide a good bonding experience.
lukebunny:
I am glad that in some small way I was able to help you to play with a penis. They are wonderfull things. Bravo.
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Dude. I want action. and not from some club kid named twink, who felt me up and would have surely done me, But from a portland kid, who didnt want to go too far and seemingly understood the rules in which we were playing by.

I want a boy who moves at my speed.

and it seems not many boys do.

Fuck you I will...
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aaardvark:
Heh, I don't know, give me a call later.
audrey_dean:
Ahhahaha... you got felt up by Mr. Hand Herpes. ; ) Poor thing.


(I used to go to Ground Zero a lot)

Then I started calling people things like 'Mr. Hand Herpes' and can't go there or they'll get all Goth Kwon Do on my ass.

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*whew*

Rylie played with a penis this morning.

biggrin

What a night.


Thursdays with Thurston rocked it.
Mort's with Aardvark, Just_Bob, and Jaded_Falcon rocked.
Tequila shots, Gin & tonics, and about a million ameretto sours later, we showed up to Ground Zero (where I lost $20) and god knows what happened there. met up with some cool kids, took them home and partied.

Not...
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judas:
did you fondle someone i know?

is there goth fever?

this is getting a little weird.

think you might go tonight to gz? i have been in the north woods for the last three days and could use some thumpy music...
aaardvark:
Ha ha, I'm so happy for you. If only I could have gotten so lucky. Maybe some other day, ha ha. I'll see you in a bit.
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YAAAAY!!! I just signed a lease!

I have a place to live in 8 days!

A NICE place!
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aaardvark:
PS-Call my phone from work if you get a chance. Ha ha, I got the whole day off due to rain. THANK YOU RAIN GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
steel_talons:
*swoon*
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And odd day, my birthday.

This was a really good one. Sunday my parents and I celebrated, and it was a blast. Yesterday I celebrated with my friends and that was a blast too.

This hasn't happened in a long time.

Thank you to all who attended.

And an extra thank you to all who didn't.


It was the perfect night with exactly who was...
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parks:
I'm glad you had a good day smile
seapuppy:
good birthdays are the way to go!
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remember last year when my birthday got me three pages of comments and at least two emails!?!

WHAT UP BITCHES???


I'M 21! love
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scoots:
happy birthday sweets!
achille:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY smile smile kiss kiss
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Things got weird.

But on the plus side, my pre-birthday birthday rocked. I love you mom and dad.
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aaardvark:
PS- I'm glad your mom likes me. Heh, even if she does think I'm normal, ha ha.
yuriel:
happy bday smile
go mom and dad smile
<3
EL SUICIDO LOCO
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Here's the poem that Toneski asked me to write:

hem-hem...



There once was a girl named Rylie,
Her friend tony called her Kylie,
Minogue that is, which made their love fizz,
because she wasn't that skanky.

Another one once called her Wiley,
coyote, and that made her smiley,
they sent her a box, acme on the top,
when opened she will promptly die-ly.
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aaardvark:
Okay.
aaardvark:
where are you biotch?
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Haha.

Last night the Saloon moistook my birthday as not still a week away, and I got wristbanded.

It made me feel special. And my Gin & Tonic was delish.


Yay for being ALMOST 21!!!
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aaardvark:
Why can't you go? Are you being a dork?
laika:
yaay, ill be 21 in 3 months!
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My internet needs to be disconnected when I'm drunk

and also I need to be muzzled.
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parks:
when i'm drunk I need to learn how to keep my clothes on and to not be such an asshole
aaardvark:
HAH! I read it before you erased it. Anyway, its not that big of a deal. I have crushes on lots of people. But then again, that was already discussed.
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pretty sure I've lost hope in myself from the fact that even the person I want, wants someone way hotter than me.


I need ugliar friends.


and p.s.~ shit. you're the first person I've let myself like in 2 years
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parks:
hot people are overrated
audrey_dean:
Don't do that to yourself, honey.


You're a beautiful girl. Plain and simple. Just try to let stuff like this run off your back.

('internet hugs')