I'm hungry.
I'm up really late, comtemplating and such. Just had some awesome convo with Pie.
I'd be happy right now if I had some sex and a good sleep.
and also some nice testimonials. I am lacking in such.
I found $20 today and bought 2 sets of sheets and a total of 6 pillowcases. I still have $5 left.
...for a bed...
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I'm up really late, comtemplating and such. Just had some awesome convo with Pie.
I'd be happy right now if I had some sex and a good sleep.
and also some nice testimonials. I am lacking in such.
I found $20 today and bought 2 sets of sheets and a total of 6 pillowcases. I still have $5 left.
...for a bed...
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I'm such a wimp.
I went on a walk with Sapphire just now and was wearing a sweater and long skirt, then I started noticing the people around me dressed in shorts and tank tops.
I'm in for a long winter.
*sigh*
Please weather, just snow. then I won't be the dork dressed warm for no reason.
I went on a walk with Sapphire just now and was wearing a sweater and long skirt, then I started noticing the people around me dressed in shorts and tank tops.
I'm in for a long winter.
*sigh*
Please weather, just snow. then I won't be the dork dressed warm for no reason.
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frankmask:
The trick is to hide fiberglass insulation in your shorts. It itches like mad, but hey, you bits are warm!
frankmask:
So what are you kids up to?
So today my boss goes on this fucking random tangent about how excited he is for winter to be here. The guy is like GIDDY.
My obvious answer to it all is 'Ugh, Me hate cold, am I fired if I choose to hibernate?' But he keeps going, and I learn my 40 something year old boss is like, huge into snowboarding and his...
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My obvious answer to it all is 'Ugh, Me hate cold, am I fired if I choose to hibernate?' But he keeps going, and I learn my 40 something year old boss is like, huge into snowboarding and his...
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blasfemme:
i hate winter too.
no, more accurately, i hate the cold.
i will be at your pumpkin party with bells on.
that is unless i decide to direct everybody over to stephie's party at the last minute...
i'm so there!
snowboarding, hmmmm....
no, more accurately, i hate the cold.
i will be at your pumpkin party with bells on.
that is unless i decide to direct everybody over to stephie's party at the last minute...
i'm so there!
snowboarding, hmmmm....
aaardvark:
I think you like me being IN you. There we go.
I'm feeling a wee bit petulant today.
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aaardvark:
Sadly, I agree.
scoots:
im going to have to sign up for the webster.com word of the day so i can tell what the hell you are talking about.
I have some thinking to do...
And I'd been having SUCH a GOOD day...
And I'd been having SUCH a GOOD day...
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blasfemme:
i should?
blasfemme:
yes, YES!! i think i will.
Cookie Crotch and I are the coolest. you know who I talking about. shout outs to my LOVE
she's good times.
and now we're gonna go shave our legs together whilst making love. you know you want in.
disposable razors and pussy. that's what it's all about.
I'm sober.
she's good times.
and now we're gonna go shave our legs together whilst making love. you know you want in.
disposable razors and pussy. that's what it's all about.
I'm sober.
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mutiny:
disposable razors and pussy. i sooo want in.
aaardvark:
I love you.
Rylie's best quote EVER:
(said to Aardvark)
"I vomited up all of your friends"
Also...
I got laid.
UPDATE:
mofo's sex is stupid when you haven't had it then you half have it and it sucks. now i've had it not sucking. I'm all about it.
(said to Aardvark)
"I vomited up all of your friends"
Also...
I got laid.
UPDATE:
mofo's sex is stupid when you haven't had it then you half have it and it sucks. now i've had it not sucking. I'm all about it.
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digitaldavid:
I get it. I think I understand the 1/2 having it (and if someone doesn't ... just hope you never will) ... I didn't have what i'd say is good sex until my 3rd partner, just about a year or two ago.
seapuppy:
I didn't have great sex until I said, "fuck the condom! The motherfuckers are way too gawdamn expensive for the way we have sex!~" Good times those were; wish I was still having those good times. At least I know now that no matter how much your girlfriend's best friend is on your balls because she wants to get laid 'cause she's horny as hell and haven't had any in a while; DON'T DO IT! Most girls are NOT okay with it....yup. 
I'm sad.
(~We were having sex multiple times every day/night that I was there. It was out of control. We both were surprised about her never getting pregnant from as much as we were having it.)
I'm sad.
(~We were having sex multiple times every day/night that I was there. It was out of control. We both were surprised about her never getting pregnant from as much as we were having it.)
Sex is stupid.
...or something.
...or something.
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darkjuan:
stupid is as stupid does... 
audrey_dean:
Ooooh my hell, SO STUPID!
I don't have internet untill the 16th
so consider yourself lucky if I contact you before then!
And If I want your Penis, HAND IT OVER!
leave me comments so I feel special on sept. 16th.
Thanks.
so consider yourself lucky if I contact you before then!
And If I want your Penis, HAND IT OVER!
leave me comments so I feel special on sept. 16th.
Thanks.
audrey_dean:
I like how you capitalized the word 'penis.' It makes it sound so formal!
;D Here is a contribution to said 'feeling special' upon your return to the internet.
;D Here is a contribution to said 'feeling special' upon your return to the internet.
yuriel:
i would if you wanted it
ill feel special for certain
but thats cus im like talked to and stuff
miss ya till you get back!
ill feel special for certain
but thats cus im like talked to and stuff
miss ya till you get back!
New apartment.
yay.
so tired...
will someone please feed me so I can go to bed?
please?
yay.
so tired...
will someone please feed me so I can go to bed?
please?
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yuriel:
-makes you some lasagne and sends you off to bed-
get some sleep
get some sleep
yuriel:
-hugs you tight-
if i could send you something decent i would <3
ive been there it stinks
-hugs you tight-
if i could send you something decent i would <3
ive been there it stinks
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darkjuan:
I hate to say this... but you look like Kelly Osborne in that pic!
parks:
I just want to clarify, I didn't mean my above comment in any negative kind of way
I think your real hair looks awesome, I don't dig the dark bob cut so much
I think your real hair looks awesome, I don't dig the dark bob cut so much
Sigh of relief.
It's been so long since I've had crazy fucked up and goofy dreams that I was starting to worry.
This one was nothing special, just like a high school field trip that my gay friend from high school and I skipped out on to play on the playground and discuss who in highschool really liked us and who only pretended.
Then I...
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It's been so long since I've had crazy fucked up and goofy dreams that I was starting to worry.
This one was nothing special, just like a high school field trip that my gay friend from high school and I skipped out on to play on the playground and discuss who in highschool really liked us and who only pretended.
Then I...
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steel_talons:
does everyone have cool dreams but me?
audrey_dean:
Geeee!
That movie took a LONG time for me to like... but oh, mylanta.
Eventually I'll come out and meet you 'Suicide girls' folks, and we can discuss funnery such as this. ;D
[Edited on Aug 30, 2005 8:24PM]
That movie took a LONG time for me to like... but oh, mylanta.
Eventually I'll come out and meet you 'Suicide girls' folks, and we can discuss funnery such as this. ;D
[Edited on Aug 30, 2005 8:24PM]
a clockwork orange? i miss the girls.
I love you and I wish you were here this weekend.