rylee

So so so................Where to begin?
1. I have finally relocated back home to so. cal
2. I'm starting Cosmo school in three weeks.
3. I transferd with the same company that i was working for in Tucson, but i'm making a lot less money, and have grown absolutely sick of retail. But with this economy, the best i could do is dance again, but that is something i swore i would never ever ever ever ever do again.


sooo...with that being said,my madre' had her usual super bowl sunday party yesterday, (which is really just an excuse for her to get shit faced, as last year she ran around the neighborhood wearing a strap on and scaring the poor neighborhood kids...luckily i wasn't here to witness) and i brought over my ex boyfriend that i dated when I was 16. He too is a heavy drinker....five shots of cabo wabo and three pacificos later, my mom was on her knees in the kitchen examining my ex's ballsack......on the account that he only has one nut and she wasn't going to believe it til she saw it.

two shots later, i was driving him home. Mind you, I didn't drink with them, cause i'm an idiot when i drink. And he's all "i need taco bell......tacooooo belllllll....."
you know that sound people's throats make when they're on the verge of vomitting..?
enter that noise.

and me saying, "Oh shit! don't puke in my truck!!!!!!!!!"

did he listen?

no.


ugh......you have to love american past times.

please enjoy some random photos.