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ryker

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Tuesday May 01, 2007

May 1, 2007
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so today began with my roommate ramming my car into our neighbors PARKED car today!! its kinda funny because she JUST got her learners permit yesterday...poor thing. she backed out to go practice driving and backed into a curb...and decided instead of easing off the gas and hitting the breaks she slamed on the gas to try to hop over the curb..... but didnt see the car parked in the space annnnnd SMASH. what fucking sucks even more is its one of our only neighbors in out building that we get along with...and it was their brand new car!
the asshole cop that fucking came on the scene was such a dick kept hinting that we were all on drugs (which was actually NOT the case we werent going to teach our new driver how to drive fucking high we;re not that stupid. we had a blunt ready to smoke as a victory blut for a good driving session waiting upstairs on the table...) then he insisted it was our fault for not teaching her how to back out i fucking hate the copes out here. they fuck with the hippies during the day, and the gangster kids at night. its bullshit.
poor Megan she never wants to drive again. I keep trying to explain to her theres a reason they call them accidents...hopefully we can get her out (in someones car not mine) soon.
im not lending my lil car out anymore, everytime someone else drives it accidents happen. nobody knows how to love her like me smile
blast. stupid parked cars....
i need some good food and a freaking beer....
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eirian:
OMG!!! OK, I must share my car experiences.

1) 2 years ago my first car (Kali, I got when I graduated High School) was struck by lightening. That's right! She was parked out side of my work place, minding her own business and got STRUCK by fucking LIGHTENING! Sadly, she died, instantly. frown

2) Last November 7th, I was driving to work from the elementary school I had just voted at, and I am still not quite sure why but I swear I did not see this white van when I made a left turn and it smashed in to the rear of my 2nd car, then the impact swung it around and the front was smashed. Poor Terrysita, I only had her for a year and BOOM, she was totaled because I spaced out for some God unknown reason. Anyway, I was out of it after the crash and I went by ambulance to the hospital, I sprang my knee. The ass hole cop who came to the scene actually followed me to the hospital and handed me a $150 ticket! For the love of Frank!!! mad I was out of it, barely knew what happened, my car was totaled and I was hurt...this DICK comes in and hands me a ticket. BTW: It gave me 3 fucking points too.

3) Last Monday (I talked about this in my blog) a bus backed in to my 3rd car, Irwin while she was parked and I was in class. Irwin is OK, though, she can be fixed.

I don't know who I've pissed off in the Cosmos but this is getting strange.
At least this is all slightly comical. whatever

Eirian surreal
May 2, 2007
heart_less:
That sucks. Perhaps she needs good food and a freakin' beer as well.
May 3, 2007

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