My neighbors are fucking crazy! They come over to our house and yell and bitch if one of our cars is parked too close to their driveway! Since the day we moved in they have been complete antagonistic assholes. And they have the nerve to complain that we are never nice to them, that we never say hello, and that it's "unfortunate" that we can't be trusted! UGGHHH! 
and i actually wouldn't be surprised if i did. i have, after all, seen your balls falling out of ladies undies.