Dear Miriam Elizabeth Bailey,
Of Cour D' Alene, Idaho. DOB: 8/8/75, Race: W, Height: Short, Weight: Fat...
Thank you for totalling my fucking car today, and then whining to me about how the accident upset your cat in the backseat and scratched your bumper. I WON'T DRIVE MY CAR AGAIN. It's TOTALLED. TOTALLED.
Again... TOTALLED.
So... your cat? I couldn't give less of a fuck about it, you crazy fucking stoned kyaking hippie bitch, you. You prick, you. You, fat, sad, sorry, stupid, prick you. Not only that, I was NICE to you. You total my car and I run over to you to make sure you're OK, like the nice guy and civil servant that I am. And you CRY? About your cat? ABOUT YOUR CAR? Your '93 Dodge Caravan ganje- mobile? Just so you know, when you want to make a left- hand turn, and the cross traffic has a GREEN light, you have to wait until they pass. That's right- of- way. I guess they don't teach that concept in Assfuck, Idaho.
I fucking pity your cat for having to hang out with you.
Love,
Ryan
Of Cour D' Alene, Idaho. DOB: 8/8/75, Race: W, Height: Short, Weight: Fat...
Thank you for totalling my fucking car today, and then whining to me about how the accident upset your cat in the backseat and scratched your bumper. I WON'T DRIVE MY CAR AGAIN. It's TOTALLED. TOTALLED.
Again... TOTALLED.
So... your cat? I couldn't give less of a fuck about it, you crazy fucking stoned kyaking hippie bitch, you. You prick, you. You, fat, sad, sorry, stupid, prick you. Not only that, I was NICE to you. You total my car and I run over to you to make sure you're OK, like the nice guy and civil servant that I am. And you CRY? About your cat? ABOUT YOUR CAR? Your '93 Dodge Caravan ganje- mobile? Just so you know, when you want to make a left- hand turn, and the cross traffic has a GREEN light, you have to wait until they pass. That's right- of- way. I guess they don't teach that concept in Assfuck, Idaho.
I fucking pity your cat for having to hang out with you.
Love,
Ryan
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callahan:
I probably could have maintained up until the whole "whoa is me" part. That woudl drive most people apeshit.
lwieise:
OMFG...I'm so glad I'm not driving in Naples for a couple of weeks. The 3 weeks I was there fucking killed me. They are everywhere...Idaho, Ontario, Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois, New York....arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!11one!!!