Holy shit I'm updating!
Tonight was soooo funny. Let me add some more 'o's to that: ooooooo. Runnerguy, Bardo, Matt, and Louis and I went to Olive Garden for dinner. Bardo was not drunk (!) but was still fucking hilarious. He said something like, "So, Russo, how many guys at this table have you slept with?" Ha. Ha. I am not ashamed! Then he told us about how his girl wants to be a porn star, so we called her up and I told her, "Right on! We should do one together!" Well, we are tomorrow. Maybe. Hopefully
. Then Matt actually spoke (!) and said one of the funniest things I have ever heard: "Erica, you want to be a porn star? Ok, I'm going to set up a camera, and you're going to deep throat me. And then you're going to lick my balls." HAHAHA. Of course, this is only funny because Matt never, EVER talks. Hee hee. And he said it in this really deep voice, too. *sigh* Hilarious.
Well, I've officially dropped out of school and I've been job searching for the past few days. So far I've applied to (or called):
The Fresh Market
Blockbuster
Hollywood Video
Party City
Northshore Animal Hospital
Tate's Day Camp
Olan Mill's
Dollywood
LabCorp
Kelly Services
Concord Vet
Starbucks
No interviews, yet. If you or a loved one know where I can get a job in Knoxville, TN, please contact me. I desperately need work. Help feed the children.
Ah cha cha, delicious!
Tonight was soooo funny. Let me add some more 'o's to that: ooooooo. Runnerguy, Bardo, Matt, and Louis and I went to Olive Garden for dinner. Bardo was not drunk (!) but was still fucking hilarious. He said something like, "So, Russo, how many guys at this table have you slept with?" Ha. Ha. I am not ashamed! Then he told us about how his girl wants to be a porn star, so we called her up and I told her, "Right on! We should do one together!" Well, we are tomorrow. Maybe. Hopefully
. Then Matt actually spoke (!) and said one of the funniest things I have ever heard: "Erica, you want to be a porn star? Ok, I'm going to set up a camera, and you're going to deep throat me. And then you're going to lick my balls." HAHAHA. Of course, this is only funny because Matt never, EVER talks. Hee hee. And he said it in this really deep voice, too. *sigh* Hilarious.
Well, I've officially dropped out of school and I've been job searching for the past few days. So far I've applied to (or called):
The Fresh Market
Blockbuster
Hollywood Video
Party City
Northshore Animal Hospital
Tate's Day Camp
Olan Mill's
Dollywood
LabCorp
Kelly Services
Concord Vet
Starbucks
No interviews, yet. If you or a loved one know where I can get a job in Knoxville, TN, please contact me. I desperately need work. Help feed the children.
Ah cha cha, delicious!
punkbythebook:
Hey, maybe you should work at Fresh Market as a meat cutter!!
punkbythebook:
No, i think it means that you like RoughTNSadist.