So, who wants to hear a gross but amusing story? You? Okay.
A little backstory: Recently I switched birth control medicines from Yasmin to Seasonale. And for those of you who don't know, switching BCs can cause breakthrough bleeding. Mine has lasted for 2 weeks now. I thought it was over, until....
Friday night runnerguy and I decided to get wasted, as usual. But this time, he invited his Marine friend to come get drunk. Before Marine Boy arrived, I told runnerguy that I wanted to have a threesome with him. We decided not to broach the subject until I was good and drunk.
So, Marine Boy came over, I had a Smirnoff or 4, and Marine Boy said, "So, runnerguy says you have a question to ask me." He was all grinning and whatnot, so I knew he already knew the question. I said, "Would you like to have sex with us??" And he said, "I'm completely comfortable with that."
Cool, right? Well, we keep talking and I find out Marine Boy is a 19-yr old virgin. And I call myself "The De-viriginizer!" So it is my duty to relieve this boy of his burden. Well, the three of us stumble over to my place, blow up the air mattress and start fooling around. Marine Boy is fucking me, and I'm sucking runnerguy's dick, when runnerguy says, "Um, you're bleeding again." Marine Boy pulls out and he is covered in blood. EW.
How fucking traumatic for a first time, eh? Needless to say, the mood was killed and Marine Boy went home. So, the moral of this story? Fuck Seasonale.
On a less bloody note, runnerguy and I went to the zoo today and saw some cute lil animals. The zebra took a piss right in front of us. How adorable
A little backstory: Recently I switched birth control medicines from Yasmin to Seasonale. And for those of you who don't know, switching BCs can cause breakthrough bleeding. Mine has lasted for 2 weeks now. I thought it was over, until....
Friday night runnerguy and I decided to get wasted, as usual. But this time, he invited his Marine friend to come get drunk. Before Marine Boy arrived, I told runnerguy that I wanted to have a threesome with him. We decided not to broach the subject until I was good and drunk.
So, Marine Boy came over, I had a Smirnoff or 4, and Marine Boy said, "So, runnerguy says you have a question to ask me." He was all grinning and whatnot, so I knew he already knew the question. I said, "Would you like to have sex with us??" And he said, "I'm completely comfortable with that."
Cool, right? Well, we keep talking and I find out Marine Boy is a 19-yr old virgin. And I call myself "The De-viriginizer!" So it is my duty to relieve this boy of his burden. Well, the three of us stumble over to my place, blow up the air mattress and start fooling around. Marine Boy is fucking me, and I'm sucking runnerguy's dick, when runnerguy says, "Um, you're bleeding again." Marine Boy pulls out and he is covered in blood. EW.
How fucking traumatic for a first time, eh? Needless to say, the mood was killed and Marine Boy went home. So, the moral of this story? Fuck Seasonale.
On a less bloody note, runnerguy and I went to the zoo today and saw some cute lil animals. The zebra took a piss right in front of us. How adorable
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A little blood never dimmed my enthusiasm!
I may have been a little grossed out, but I'm way too horny to let that stand in my way. After all, as they say, "If she bleeds, fuck her. If she doesn't, fuck her till she does!"