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Just call me "The De-Virginizer"!

The End was fun. I met Tat2Jay and Hardcoregirl along with bunches of other people. I met a cutie friend of Bard's (Matt) who wasn't into the goth scene but came anyway. We talked, watched Bard get WASTED. Then the three of us went to IHOP, where I find out Matt is a 23-year-old virgin I was surprised because he's pretty damn cute and sweet and all that good stuff. After IHOP we went to Bard's house and I fell asleep on the beanbag chair.

When I woke up, Bard was gone, so I decided to wait til he got back. When he did, we watched Billy Madison and Meet the Parents. We just kinda sat around. Then we got to talking, and they know Greg ( ) and then I called Greg and he said, "Don't sleep with Bard!!" Well, I wasn't planning to. Bard and I were just joking around about it all night.

Eventually, me, Matt, and Bard ended up in the bed (CLOTHED!). Bard left to go cook food and said, "You two have sex already!!" and threw a condom at us. We just sat there. Sooner or later, Matt threw a pillow at me, and that launched a massive tickle attack. And we all know what tickling leads to!

So yes, I took a sweet boy's virginity. And it was good