Lamest. Day. EVAR.
I woke up and went to work, yuck. Got bored, so I faked illness and left. Called runnerguy to hang out. We got in my car and decided to go to Knoxville Center, but I had no idea how to get there. runnerguy said, "Just take the interstate until the exit that says 'Mall Road'." So we got on I-40 and drove....
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I woke up and went to work, yuck. Got bored, so I faked illness and left. Called runnerguy to hang out. We got in my car and decided to go to Knoxville Center, but I had no idea how to get there. runnerguy said, "Just take the interstate until the exit that says 'Mall Road'." So we got on I-40 and drove....
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acidslug:
Sounds like you went on the wrong interstate. The craziest girl I ever dated actually works at the East Town Mall (AKA Knoxville Center).
thejosh:
Sounds like you had a fun night even with the disappointment. Which Strip club did you go to in Nashville?
Oh oh oh!
I think my monroe is infected
I'm changing my major to Early Childhood Education. Shut up! I am NOT going to be a P.E. teacher!!
I think my monroe is infected
I'm changing my major to Early Childhood Education. Shut up! I am NOT going to be a P.E. teacher!!
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witchhunter:
I thought it was "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym."
Anyway, I thought you dropped out.
Anyway, I thought you dropped out.
foolycooly:
Good luck, my mate teaches year 3's and he loves it.
I stole this from some bitch.
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Russo you asshole!
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? None. Just in blue and brown Capricorn undies.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The sound of me coughing violently.
4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Pizza with green olives, artichokes, and meatballs
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope...
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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Russo you asshole!
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? None. Just in blue and brown Capricorn undies.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The sound of me coughing violently.
4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Pizza with green olives, artichokes, and meatballs
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope...
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punkbythebook:
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? John is my middle name
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? I'm nekkid
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The Faint - Glass Danse
4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a snack cake called a "Round"
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Puke colored
7. THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Mostly Cloudy, 71 F
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend Mat who wanted to drink with me, but didn't want to watch the ALCS game. Fuck him
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Most of the time
10. HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY? 19
11. FAVORITE DRINK? Jose Cuervo
12. HAIR COLOR? Dark Blonde
13. FAVORITE SPORT? Wrestling. It's not a sport! and we don't play! haha. that was on a shirt.
14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes
15. SIBLINGS? Two brothers
16. FAVORITE MONTH? October
17. FAVORITE FOOD? Pussy pie
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Kill Bill, Vol 1
19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I'm a fan of christmas
20. WHAT DO YOU DO TO VENT ANGER? I beat up small, defenseless children.
21. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures. I still have em, too
22. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter
23. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses
24. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate
25. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE/ E-MAIL BACK? meh
26. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Your mom
27. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Your mom
28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? An apartment with 3 lamewads
29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Big boys don't cry
30. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? a used condom
31. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? Mat. I've known him since 3rd grade.
32. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Watched the ALCS and gotten drunker than i have been in a long time
33. FAVORITE SMELLS? Peaches
34. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Art, Life, beautiful women
35. WHAT FRIGHTENS YOU? Nothing. That's what my medicine is for.
36. PLAIN, BUTTERED OR SALTED POPCORN? Buttered and salted
37. FAVORITE CAR? Aston Martin v12 Vanquish
38. FAVORITE FLOWER? Rose
39. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 4
40. CAN YOU JUGGLE? Not very well
41. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Saturday
42. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? I don't remember, so probably nothing special
43. IN HOW MANY STATES HAVE YOU LIVED? 1
44. IN HOW MANY CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED? 1
45. HOW MANY CARS HAVE YOU HAD & WHAT WAS THE FIRST CAR THAT YOU HAD? 3 cars. The first was a 1985 Toyota Minivan. It was TAN. Lamest car ever
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Knoxville, TN
47: FAVORITE US CITY? New York
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? I'm nekkid
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The Faint - Glass Danse
4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a snack cake called a "Round"
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Puke colored
7. THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Mostly Cloudy, 71 F
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend Mat who wanted to drink with me, but didn't want to watch the ALCS game. Fuck him
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Most of the time
10. HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY? 19
11. FAVORITE DRINK? Jose Cuervo
12. HAIR COLOR? Dark Blonde
13. FAVORITE SPORT? Wrestling. It's not a sport! and we don't play! haha. that was on a shirt.
14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes
15. SIBLINGS? Two brothers
16. FAVORITE MONTH? October
17. FAVORITE FOOD? Pussy pie
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Kill Bill, Vol 1
19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I'm a fan of christmas
20. WHAT DO YOU DO TO VENT ANGER? I beat up small, defenseless children.
21. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures. I still have em, too
22. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter
23. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses
24. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate
25. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE/ E-MAIL BACK? meh
26. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Your mom
27. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Your mom
28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? An apartment with 3 lamewads
29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Big boys don't cry
30. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? a used condom
31. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? Mat. I've known him since 3rd grade.
32. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Watched the ALCS and gotten drunker than i have been in a long time
33. FAVORITE SMELLS? Peaches
34. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Art, Life, beautiful women
35. WHAT FRIGHTENS YOU? Nothing. That's what my medicine is for.
36. PLAIN, BUTTERED OR SALTED POPCORN? Buttered and salted
37. FAVORITE CAR? Aston Martin v12 Vanquish
38. FAVORITE FLOWER? Rose
39. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 4
40. CAN YOU JUGGLE? Not very well
41. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Saturday
42. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? I don't remember, so probably nothing special
43. IN HOW MANY STATES HAVE YOU LIVED? 1
44. IN HOW MANY CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED? 1
45. HOW MANY CARS HAVE YOU HAD & WHAT WAS THE FIRST CAR THAT YOU HAD? 3 cars. The first was a 1985 Toyota Minivan. It was TAN. Lamest car ever
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Knoxville, TN
47: FAVORITE US CITY? New York
xojessxo:
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Jessica
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? I'm not
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Radiohead
4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a granola bar
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? yes
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? blue
7. THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? rainy
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Rob
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? i dont her but shes cute
10. HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY? 19
11. FAVORITE DRINK? lemonade
12. HAIR COLOR? Black with bleached front
13. FAVORITE SPORT? softball
14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes
15. SIBLINGS? brother
16. FAVORITE MONTH? may
17. FAVORITE FOOD? sushi
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Napoleon Dynamite
19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Don't have one, really
20. WHAT DO YOU DO TO VENT ANGER? yell at people
21. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? I dont remember
22. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer
23. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses
24. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate
25. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE/ E-MAIL BACK? I suppose...
26. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Rob
27. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ??
28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? my dad's
29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I couldnt tell ya
30. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? who knows?
31. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? Vicki- we've been connected at the hip since we were 8
32. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Hung out with rob
33. FAVORITE SMELLS? that cologne rob wears....hmmm and flowers
34. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? people
35. WHAT FRIGHTENS YOU? spiders! and growing up
36. PLAIN, BUTTERED OR SALTED POPCORN? Plain 37. FAVORITE CAR? 69 chevelle
38. FAVORITE FLOWER? tulips
39. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 3
40. CAN YOU JUGGLE? No
41. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Friday
42. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Went to school got into a car accident and went for japanese food
43. IN HOW MANY STATES HAVE YOU LIVED? 1
44. IN HOW MANY CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED? 1
45. HOW MANY CARS HAVE YOU HAD & WHAT WAS THE FIRST CAR THAT YOU HAD? 3...ford something
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? NY
47: FAVORITE US CITY? Hmmm its a toss up- NYC & Boston
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? I'm not
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Radiohead
4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a granola bar
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? yes
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? blue
7. THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? rainy
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Rob
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? i dont her but shes cute
10. HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY? 19
11. FAVORITE DRINK? lemonade
12. HAIR COLOR? Black with bleached front
13. FAVORITE SPORT? softball
14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes
15. SIBLINGS? brother
16. FAVORITE MONTH? may
17. FAVORITE FOOD? sushi
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Napoleon Dynamite
19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Don't have one, really
20. WHAT DO YOU DO TO VENT ANGER? yell at people
21. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? I dont remember
22. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer
23. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses
24. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate
25. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE/ E-MAIL BACK? I suppose...
26. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Rob
27. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ??
28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? my dad's
29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I couldnt tell ya
30. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? who knows?
31. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? Vicki- we've been connected at the hip since we were 8
32. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Hung out with rob
33. FAVORITE SMELLS? that cologne rob wears....hmmm and flowers
34. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? people
35. WHAT FRIGHTENS YOU? spiders! and growing up
36. PLAIN, BUTTERED OR SALTED POPCORN? Plain 37. FAVORITE CAR? 69 chevelle
38. FAVORITE FLOWER? tulips
39. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 3
40. CAN YOU JUGGLE? No
41. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Friday
42. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Went to school got into a car accident and went for japanese food
43. IN HOW MANY STATES HAVE YOU LIVED? 1
44. IN HOW MANY CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED? 1
45. HOW MANY CARS HAVE YOU HAD & WHAT WAS THE FIRST CAR THAT YOU HAD? 3...ford something
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? NY
47: FAVORITE US CITY? Hmmm its a toss up- NYC & Boston
Sanctus was the shiznittle-rama-lama-doo-wop!
A man approached me and said, "You're beautiful." Then he walked away. How odd. Why do I only get these compliments out at the goth nights? Does the makeup conceal my hideous deformaties?
Work is work. I'm snubbing them by buying my halloween costume someplace else. Wanna see? Look at it!
Need to contact Jay for the upcoming photo shoot. Ooooh...
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A man approached me and said, "You're beautiful." Then he walked away. How odd. Why do I only get these compliments out at the goth nights? Does the makeup conceal my hideous deformaties?
Work is work. I'm snubbing them by buying my halloween costume someplace else. Wanna see? Look at it!
Need to contact Jay for the upcoming photo shoot. Ooooh...
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falias:
you are very beautiful.
bigwhelturnsmal:
Was going to go but stayed home instead.
New Aphex Twin CD
New book
New hair (black and blonde)
New prospects
Almost all is good. Almost.
New book
New hair (black and blonde)
New prospects
Almost all is good. Almost.
hardcoregirl:
You kids these days.... 
Do a little dance. Make a little love... GET DOWN TONIGHT!
witchhunter:
If you insist.
APPLICATION ACCEPTED BITCHES!
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excowboy:
that'll be two, no thhhhhreeeeeeee hundred dollllars
dark_magician:
congrats babe! I told you you'd get it did'nt I? Who's the psychic? I can't wait to see the whole spread!
APPLICATION ACCEPTED BITCHES!
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acidslug:
Seriously? Wow, that's great! Way to go!
thejosh:
Awesome!! 
Thanks for the comments
Had a wonderful time this weekend. Turns out I'm BEAUTIFUL and I like being electrocuted. Hmm. Who knew?
Good lord. Who raises kids nowadays? As an employee at a child-centered store, I see tons of brats every fucking day. This one girl, about 10 ror 11, was running around, trying on hats then throwing them on the floor. I kept picking...
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Had a wonderful time this weekend. Turns out I'm BEAUTIFUL and I like being electrocuted. Hmm. Who knew?
Good lord. Who raises kids nowadays? As an employee at a child-centered store, I see tons of brats every fucking day. This one girl, about 10 ror 11, was running around, trying on hats then throwing them on the floor. I kept picking...
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andtherobots:
hey very nice 
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witchhunter:
like the marker on your hand. 
Cute though.
Cute though.
bigwhelturnsmal:
" right click "
" save as...."
" save as...."
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andtherobots:
thanks for the welcome. I haven't been following up on my japanese. I have other tutorial problems to worry about.
mrsmead:
Bruhaha?
I only want a few things.
I want it to be chilly, not cold, but fall chilly. I want to wear a big hoodie. I want to sit outside at night around a bonfire. I want to smoke weed. I want to take pills. I want to laugh with friends. I want to be jealous of my friend's relationship. I want boys to treat me...
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I want it to be chilly, not cold, but fall chilly. I want to wear a big hoodie. I want to sit outside at night around a bonfire. I want to smoke weed. I want to take pills. I want to laugh with friends. I want to be jealous of my friend's relationship. I want boys to treat me...
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bigwhelturnsmal:
I want a bullet and a get well card..
witchhunter:
I kind of want a milkshake.