*Ahem*
*Taps spoon on side of glass*
Attention, please. I have a bit of an announcement for those who care.
I've decided what I'm going to do with myself (no Ashlar, it doesn't involve getting forcibly penetrated in a jail cell, so don't even say it).
I'm gonna be a *drumroll* TORPEDO SPONGE!
That's right, I'm joining the Navy. I would've gone Air Force, but my credit bars me from being a pilot, which was my reason for joining. Instead, I'm going to shoot (not literally) for the Navy's Nuclear Propulsion school.
For anyone wondering why I'm doing this, I'll explain.
1. I'm stuck in a rut. I'm barely scraping by financially, and I can't keep myself motivated enough to finish school.
2. I need to do a better job of providing for my children. And before anyone starts in with the "but they need a father around" argument, let me say this:
I'd rather take care of them and not see them, than see them and not take care of them.
3. Three words: $12,000 enlistment bonus
4. Free housing, food, training, college, transportation (think Ohio-class Trident submarine), travel, and health insurance (along with insuring my kids).
5. I like playing with radioactive material (I know you're wanting to say something Misty, so don't even)
Anywho, I wanted to announce it to all yous guys (all 2 of you who read this). I haven't gotten a ship date yet, but I'll let you guys know when I do. I'll be going through basic training in Great Lakes, IL (I think that's it. It's right by Chicago). Then I'll go to Power and Propulsion school in South Carolina. So anyone in those ares, drop me a line and we'll meet up sometime. Time to go copy this to my other 2 blogs
Oh, and you gotta love the outfits
*Taps spoon on side of glass*
Attention, please. I have a bit of an announcement for those who care.
I've decided what I'm going to do with myself (no Ashlar, it doesn't involve getting forcibly penetrated in a jail cell, so don't even say it).
I'm gonna be a *drumroll* TORPEDO SPONGE!
That's right, I'm joining the Navy. I would've gone Air Force, but my credit bars me from being a pilot, which was my reason for joining. Instead, I'm going to shoot (not literally) for the Navy's Nuclear Propulsion school.
For anyone wondering why I'm doing this, I'll explain.
1. I'm stuck in a rut. I'm barely scraping by financially, and I can't keep myself motivated enough to finish school.
2. I need to do a better job of providing for my children. And before anyone starts in with the "but they need a father around" argument, let me say this:
I'd rather take care of them and not see them, than see them and not take care of them.
3. Three words: $12,000 enlistment bonus
4. Free housing, food, training, college, transportation (think Ohio-class Trident submarine), travel, and health insurance (along with insuring my kids).
5. I like playing with radioactive material (I know you're wanting to say something Misty, so don't even)
Anywho, I wanted to announce it to all yous guys (all 2 of you who read this). I haven't gotten a ship date yet, but I'll let you guys know when I do. I'll be going through basic training in Great Lakes, IL (I think that's it. It's right by Chicago). Then I'll go to Power and Propulsion school in South Carolina. So anyone in those ares, drop me a line and we'll meet up sometime. Time to go copy this to my other 2 blogs
Oh, and you gotta love the outfits
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Damn, that came out of nowhere. Fucken A, good retort man. What a jackass!!!!
I have never seen debauchery spring forth from you good sir. Only talk!
Oh god, the horny toad comment made me think of my nickname in elementary school. Horton = Horny toad.
This is my last week of freedom and someone is asking if I want to go to Sue Ellens. Either that or pool/drinks.
You best go or your ass is grass!
Oh I made a B for my Computer Essentials.
Have you ever had a teacher ask for your e-mail address? ha ha ha ha