rushlight

Today has been odd...and not the good kind of odd. Some days, you can pinpoint what event or person sent your day spiraling off into weirdness.

This hasn't been one of those days.

I dunno what it was, but the whole day felt surreal.

I felt like standing at the edge of the driveway at work, right next to Hwy 121, and singing showtunes while relieving myself on passing cars.

I felt like making terroristic threats at fake plants.

I felt like curling up in the bucket of one of the bulldozers and taking a nap with a frilly pink blanky.

I felt like drinking hydraulic fluid.

I felt like giving kindergarteners a ride in the excavator's bucket.

...

Anyway, I did none of these things (should you be worried).

Now I'm going to go take a shower. Maybe some of this weird will rinse off...

But I doubt it.