Nothing makes me happy like my new love - orange n' spice green tea w/ honey in it *nut*.

Well, almost nothing.

So there's a new toy I want. I'm going to start taking donations and selling my organs on Ebay.

Here she is:

Bugatti Veyron

This 4-wheel wetdream has a topspeed of 253mph (yes, you read that right) and puts out (here's where I touch myself a lot) 1000+hp.

Mind you, it only gets 10mpg on the highway and 7 in the city, but if you can drop $1.25m to buy it, I doubt you'll really give a shit about gas prices.