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rushlight:
Visiting Misty
So I'm leaving for Cali tomorrow around noon. I'll be flying out of DFW at 12:10 and landing in Sacramento (SMF) at 17:19 (15:19 for those on the west coast). I'm really looking forward to this trip, as I need to vacate Texas for a few days and unwind. Plus I get to see Misty.
Anyway, I'll let everyone know how things go when...
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Anyway, I'll let everyone know how things go when...
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akasha823:
Thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday!
Hope your trip goes well. Or should i say went well since you are already gone?
Hope your trip goes well. Or should i say went well since you are already gone?
allycat_13:
I have more then 3/4 left of my 1.75 bottle of Jack. WHOO
You shaved your head, now you look like more of a jackass.
You shaved your head, now you look like more of a jackass.
So, me n' Ashlar and a few people from work went drinking as an early birthday party (I'll be working on Sunday).
Darts = fun.
Ashlar whining about playing nineball = fun.
Me getting sick as fawk = not fun.
Vomited in the parking lot. Crashed at Ash's house (a million thanks hon. I owe you). Puked in her toilet. Got home. Puked again. Went...
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Darts = fun.
Ashlar whining about playing nineball = fun.
Me getting sick as fawk = not fun.
Vomited in the parking lot. Crashed at Ash's house (a million thanks hon. I owe you). Puked in her toilet. Got home. Puked again. Went...
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heterochromia:
Happy birthday! 
akasha823:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
quick preface. bear with me everyone.
i haven't been to the dentist in 4 years. i know i have cavities, and i know my wisdom teeth have gone to shit. the upper right one has a hole in it large enough to hold the tip of my pinkie finger (and it's a BIT TENDER). but i have kids, and can't afford to fix everything.
my...
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i haven't been to the dentist in 4 years. i know i have cavities, and i know my wisdom teeth have gone to shit. the upper right one has a hole in it large enough to hold the tip of my pinkie finger (and it's a BIT TENDER). but i have kids, and can't afford to fix everything.
my...
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zephyra:
I think it does count as a snack. 
theburningred:
u see? sometimes dentists aren't so bad!
i try to tell this to everyone, but they just think i'm crazy...
i try to tell this to everyone, but they just think i'm crazy...
*Ahem*
*Taps spoon on side of glass*
Attention, please. I have a bit of an announcement for those who care.
I've decided what I'm going to do with myself (no Ashlar, it doesn't involve getting forcibly penetrated in a jail cell, so don't even say it).
I'm gonna be a *drumroll* TORPEDO SPONGE!
That's right, I'm joining the Navy. I would've gone Air Force, but...
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*Taps spoon on side of glass*
Attention, please. I have a bit of an announcement for those who care.
I've decided what I'm going to do with myself (no Ashlar, it doesn't involve getting forcibly penetrated in a jail cell, so don't even say it).
I'm gonna be a *drumroll* TORPEDO SPONGE!
That's right, I'm joining the Navy. I would've gone Air Force, but...
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allycat_13:
Fascist pig? 
Damn, that came out of nowhere. Fucken A, good retort man. What a jackass!!!!
I have never seen debauchery spring forth from you good sir. Only talk! Show me something then.
Oh god, the horny toad comment made me think of my nickname in elementary school. Horton = Horny toad. Just a name, I didn't start getting sick until 8th grade.
Damn, that came out of nowhere. Fucken A, good retort man. What a jackass!!!!
I have never seen debauchery spring forth from you good sir. Only talk!
Show me something then.
Oh god, the horny toad comment made me think of my nickname in elementary school. Horton = Horny toad.
Just a name, I didn't start getting sick until 8th grade.
allycat_13:
I call people way too much while under the influence. Sorry!
This is my last week of freedom and someone is asking if I want to go to Sue Ellens. Either that or pool/drinks.
You best go or your ass is grass!
Oh I made a B for my Computer Essentials.
Have you ever had a teacher ask for your e-mail address? ha ha ha ha
This is my last week of freedom and someone is asking if I want to go to Sue Ellens. Either that or pool/drinks.
You best go or your ass is grass!
Oh I made a B for my Computer Essentials.
Have you ever had a teacher ask for your e-mail address? ha ha ha ha
Yeah, work was not quite what I'd classify as "candy and blowjobs" tonight. For those of you who don't know/remember what a salmon day is, I'll repost:
Salmon Day: When you spend all day fighting your way upstream, only to get screwed and die in the end.
For the first two hours (10pm-12am), we unload the truck. I was the lucky bastard who was actually...
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Salmon Day: When you spend all day fighting your way upstream, only to get screwed and die in the end.
For the first two hours (10pm-12am), we unload the truck. I was the lucky bastard who was actually...
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allycat_13:
Holy shit!
That made my day!
Oh I get the joke! You damn sexist pig! heh
Oh my dad bought a great fucken candy bar today at kroger. Says Yorkie with the O as a no smoking sign with a woman inside of it. Says underneath: It's Not For Girls!
Its from England!
[Edited on Aug 03, 2005 7:09AM]
That made my day!
Oh I get the joke! You damn sexist pig! heh
Oh my dad bought a great fucken candy bar today at kroger. Says Yorkie with the O as a no smoking sign with a woman inside of it. Says underneath: It's Not For Girls!
Its from England!
[Edited on Aug 03, 2005 7:09AM]
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mystiedawn:
i am sorry sunshine.
allycat_13:
I was born in NE. Thats not very funny. 
allycat_13:
Damn, looks like an excellent read. I shall go pick it up.
[Edited on Jul 27, 2005 9:27AM]
[Edited on Jul 27, 2005 9:27AM]
Yes, I'm still here. I simply haven't felt like updating lately. Frankly, I haven't felt like doing much of anything for the past few weeks. Between school and work, I haven't really had much energy. Anyway, here's what's up with me:
1. Just finished the final for college algebra. Dunno how I did, or if I'll even pass the course. I'm too worn out to...
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1. Just finished the final for college algebra. Dunno how I did, or if I'll even pass the course. I'm too worn out to...
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allycat_13:
Do the 
face cause you're not?
I say to that comment dear sir.
Tis be a true comment and you fucken know it!
And I'm a cool dork so eh.
face cause you're not?
I say
to that comment dear sir.
Tis be a true comment and you fucken know it!
And I'm a cool dork so eh.
mystiedawn:
yes dear you are a damn sexy dork if i do say so myself. see you in aug.
Not too shabby a night, as nights go for me. I worked again, after going on a 2-party bender Saturday night. Que the flashback:
Started around 10 at Kirby's birthday. This was on the patio at Sambuca Jazz Cafe down in Dallas. Open bar, all paid for (OMGWTF?!?!?! or something). That wasn't too hardcore as my drinking goes. Then Matt and I skipped and went...
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Started around 10 at Kirby's birthday. This was on the patio at Sambuca Jazz Cafe down in Dallas. Open bar, all paid for (OMGWTF?!?!?! or something). That wasn't too hardcore as my drinking goes. Then Matt and I skipped and went...
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southernbelle:
Wow, I just got your email! Thank you!!
Happy Monday!
Thank you!!
Happy Monday!
allycat_13:
You missed out on hanging with the cool kids tonight. Or was that last night?
Hope you had a great two days off.
The closing is this saturday btw. From 3 pm to 10 pm so you have no excuses like working.
Free food and drinkies.
Hope you had a great two days off.
The closing is this saturday btw. From 3 pm to 10 pm so you have no excuses like working.
Free food and drinkies.
Mommy, I did a bad thing...
Got off work at 5ish this morning.
"Fuck yes! It's my weekend bitch!"
Got in the door and to my room. Then the anxiety attack kicked up.
I'd spent the night worrying about someone I parted ways with a few months ago (on less than wonderful terms).
Despite the fact that I don't talk to this person anymore, I...
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Got off work at 5ish this morning.
"Fuck yes! It's my weekend bitch!"
Got in the door and to my room. Then the anxiety attack kicked up.
I'd spent the night worrying about someone I parted ways with a few months ago (on less than wonderful terms).
Despite the fact that I don't talk to this person anymore, I...
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allycat_13:
Oy! When are you off from work?
And if I do visit you which one do you work at and what department?
Those places are every square mile in Texas. ha ha
And if I do visit you which one do you work at and what department?
Those places are every square mile in Texas. ha ha
allycat_13:
Thought you would get a kick out of this.
Thought you would get a kick out of this.
I was shocked!