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They should really come up with some kinda meds to combat these kinda mood swings. Oh wait....

So yeah, the headaches are back. Right behind my right eye (according to neurological diagrams, we're talking the frontal lobe, which governs, among other things, behavior. Rawk.) Maybe I'll completely twist off at work one day and kill everyone whilst bleeding out the nose.

Here's hoping.

Was getting...
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eriously, I don't know how my day could get any more interesting.

Work is good most of the day. Then I manage to rip my pants straight up the front. Yes, the front. Fortunately I picked today to wear underwear, and it was 3 minutes before I got off work.

Afterward, I'm here at the house (let's say 5:15ish) and I'm outside smoking. I walk...
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So yeah, yesterday was a long day. Got to work with the intention of finishing the five mods I had to do. For those who don't speak Walmartish, mods are, in layman's terms, a request (read: demand) from corporate to reset or modify a section of shelving in the store. These are in 4-foot sections (base shelf up to top shelf, 4-feet across). An example...
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So sayeth I.

K, so I'm wandering around zefrank.com (teh awesomeness) and I come to the puppet sim. This is great.

Puppets

A suggestion, though:

Set the sensitivity to 10. Set the gravity to 50. Set the damping to 6. Click Start. Watch the puppet do the truffle shuffle to the Beastie Boys.

It took me a good 20 minutes to recover.

Call me nutty, but there is something insanely gratifying about getting piss-drunk on cheap beer and driving through a very respectable neighborhood with both windows down, singing along to some very obscene Ministry songs.

Redesigned my desktop. You can see it --> here.
Comments?

Cause SG cuts half the damn thing off, click here for the best animation ever.

For starters, I'd like to say I love my car dearly. It's fast, maneuverable, and cheap on gas. Plus, it can cook enough rice to feed a small Ethiopian village.

Given that, I would like to state that it'll be a cold day in hell, with Satan giving free sleigh rides, before I ever change the oil on that vicious bitch again.

Mind you, I...
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So I finally got around to ordering a copy of "Musicsoldia" by Pills, who happens to be the best thing to come from France since Chartreuse. I found it on Amazon *free plug* for _one_fucking_penny_. I bet you're saying "yeah, and you prolly overpaid" or some facetious comment like that. Now, go listen to this snippet and tell me it's not pimp....
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