runwithscissors

Religion is one of things that fascinates me the most. People will believe anything and everything.

There is a commercial that comes on my local stations that advertises some type of Christian church.

Old woman: "Thank's to prayer I can now run again!"

Another old woman: <Some random miracle>!

Announcer: Come get a holy cross, anointed with oil from Israel.

Come on! Last week it was "Come touch the holy cloth! Be healed!" And the following week it was "Get your sacred rose!"

You have to be kidding me.

Speaking of religion. Easter is coming! I work at a restaurant and I hate Sundays and Easter Sunday is going to be the worst. I'll never forget this one lady from last year:

Lady: "We don't want a server who has not gone to church for worship this morning"

Me as a Host: "Well, you better go back to church, then. We are in her early this morning so YOU can eat Easter Dinner.

The best thing about the holiday is the CANDY!!