runk

OK, I'm sitting in that thin window of time after happy hour and before I go into blathering idiot mode (I know I did some P.U.I. last night...sorry if your journal was a victim).

You know what I find fascinating? (No, Runk...what inane, fucked up thing does your bizarre little mind muse about?) Trade Association Publications.

Every business has its own bizarre lingo, acronyms, terminology. For instance, my friend The Garbageman, who happens to actually be my garbage man, has stacks of "Waste Management Monthly" magazine in his bathroom. Roomie, a contractor, gets the "ASHRAE Journal" with provocative headlines such as "Cogeneration!" and "Sizing Unitary Equipment".

Which segues into my next point. Student Organizations. Apparently, they get a buttload of Federal & State Money. I'm thinking of founding a particular organization...a threatened and misunderstood part of the population. Yes, I want to found The Future Telemarketers of America and not only get that sweet sweet cash rolling in, but maybe help loser kids hook up as well.

I think this is much more attainable than my other Screw the Government Initiatives: Getting the Metropolitan Council and the United States Post Office declared unconstitutional.

Ah, before I catapult myself to fame, I ought to buy a catapult...