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I don't want to work, I want to bang on the drum all day...

Man, it is NICE out today.

I just cleaned all the schmutz out of my mouse. How does that nastiness accumulate in there?

Why does Ryan Seacrest have a show in the afternoon?

Why does evil continue to exist, and Avery Schrieber had to die?


Why does my employer insist I wear pants every single day?

And lastly, separated at birth?:




Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week!