WAR!
Saint Paul, MN: March 12, 2004
At approximately 16:45 CST, the giant pile of laundry occupying the bedroom of one Mr. "Runknisse", launched an unprovoked yet dazzling attack on the floor and closet of this Saint Paul duplex.
The pile, which, according to housemate Ezz, (he himself of dubious laundering practices) reportedly had been growing in size and potency for at least the past 8-10 days. He attributes this to Runknisse's recent purchases of new underwear, tee shirts, socks, and SpongeBob lounge pants, thus overstocking the already crowded dresser drawers and making laundry duty virtually unnecessary until today's incident.
The services of the dwellings ancient washing machine and asthmatic dryer are thought to be ill prepared to handle the onslaught of casualites.
Runknisse has reportedly designed a plan to alleviate the tension among all parties.
(I'm going to the laundromat next to one of my favorite bars! See ya!)
Saint Paul, MN: March 12, 2004
At approximately 16:45 CST, the giant pile of laundry occupying the bedroom of one Mr. "Runknisse", launched an unprovoked yet dazzling attack on the floor and closet of this Saint Paul duplex.
The pile, which, according to housemate Ezz, (he himself of dubious laundering practices) reportedly had been growing in size and potency for at least the past 8-10 days. He attributes this to Runknisse's recent purchases of new underwear, tee shirts, socks, and SpongeBob lounge pants, thus overstocking the already crowded dresser drawers and making laundry duty virtually unnecessary until today's incident.
The services of the dwellings ancient washing machine and asthmatic dryer are thought to be ill prepared to handle the onslaught of casualites.
Runknisse has reportedly designed a plan to alleviate the tension among all parties.
(I'm going to the laundromat next to one of my favorite bars! See ya!)
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mnislahi:
So you finally went to do some laundry? 'bout time mang! heheh! that was pretty convincing btw.. are you a writter? 
maya:
i'm sorry, but i think you'll survive. 