My roommate claims that he is receiving a message from God in movies. Is this a prophecy, one might ask? No. Recently, he acquired an old Dodge conversion van from his parents. After watching "Old School" and "School of Rock" about 100 times, he believes it is necessary for him to paint the Dodge black and have himself a Rockermobile.
Ayup. We have 4 vehicles in our driveway, three of them are his. And I wonder why the neighbors glare whenever they see me outside.
My liver has agreed to drop its lawsuit against me. Although, I have not apprised it of my plans for next weekend. There is some talk of the lungs filing a restraining order as well. Thank God the gastrointestinal system hasn't mentioned their desire to unionize lately.
Why, no...I didn't get much sleep last night, why do you ask?
Ayup. We have 4 vehicles in our driveway, three of them are his. And I wonder why the neighbors glare whenever they see me outside.
My liver has agreed to drop its lawsuit against me. Although, I have not apprised it of my plans for next weekend. There is some talk of the lungs filing a restraining order as well. Thank God the gastrointestinal system hasn't mentioned their desire to unionize lately.
Why, no...I didn't get much sleep last night, why do you ask?
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My liver just doesn't know any better.