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AND THA WINNAH: RUNKNISSE

I am the wanking gnome

While Herr Vakker was also a good choice, the fact that I frequently make questionable, if not poor, choices in social situations merits the selection of Runknisse.

Case in point: for a quiet night at home, I drank waaaaaaaaay too much. All I know is 3/4 of a new bottle of Captain Morgan is unaccounted for, my roommate's 10 year old daughter is now an expert on Peter Murphy and Bauhaus thanks to my tutelage, and for some reason I felt it necessary to open my bedroom windows and freeze my ass off.

Neodrunk, perhaps Betty Ford would have been more apt.