runelateralus

One time when I was around six or seven years old I used to like to pee in this old woman's bushes. One time she came out while I was doing it and asked me if my toilet was broken. I ran my ass back into the house and to this day I can't use a public urinal.

Sorry about the poor nature of me in the past few days. Got to learn better...

I was able to get out last night for the first time in a while. Nothing really special...bowling, bar hopping, cheering for the guy dressed up as Captian Morgan. You know...good times.

Which makes me realize I need to get more. Just go out and have fun.

Only makes me wish I had a car or somebody who would be willing to let me crash at their place (if downtown)...eh, I will find some back-up plan. But hey, if anyone here wants to do something, just leave a comment, AIM, or send me a mail through this profile thingy cause with the exception of Friday through Saturday, I got the week pretty much open for the exception of Monday night and Thursday afternoon (though my class on Friday is at 9:30).

And I got two event coming up to look forward to:

April 9 - Local H at the Metro
April 13 - Sox Opening Day

Plus I need to get off the net more. I admit it, I am addicted to it.

So yeah, sorry about the bitchy me for the past few days. Time to be happy.

And now, for some useless facts:

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (fight on little trooper)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

A snail's orgasm lasts 2 weeks. (I wouldn't be able to crawl if that was the case for me)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What? Not the snail?)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (intriguing)

Starfish have no brains.

Ok enough of those...

Now, I don't work until Saturday, so I get some nice relaxing time. Besides, maybe I can find something to do or someone to hang out with on Tuesday or Wednesday, as I got nothing for those days.