runelateralus

*insert stereotypical rant on boredom, loneliness, and/or horniness*

A lot easier to type and it is a lot easier to read.

I think I should copyright that line so that when someone needs to rant, but doesn't want all the energy to write it, or figures it won't be read at all, I can have that line for others to use for a very small fee. BRILLIANT!!!!

Well anywho...to make a long post short (despite the unnecessary commentary created out of boredom), why is it that I want something I am pretty sure I can never have? Oh well...life, as they say.
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I caught the moon today
Pick it up
And throw it away all right
I got the perfect steal
A cleaner love
With a dirty feel all right
Fallout and take the bait
Eat the fruit
And kiss the snake goodnight.

Common ruse dirty face
Pretty noose is pretty hate
And I don't like
What you got me hanging from

Let your motor race
Pick it up
And get this mother gone
Out from and far away
The wooden stake
This thing has got me on

Diamond rope silver chain
Pretty noose is pretty hate
And I don't like
What you got me hanging from

I don't care what you got
I don't care what you need
I don't want anything
And I don't like what
You got me hanging from

Pretty Noose - Soundgarden

You know it amazes me how much I like Soundgarden's songs and yet I keep forgetting about them. Awkward and sad, huh? By the way, thanks to the SNL marathon on Comedy Central for reminding me about them.

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To leave on more weird fucked up note that was created out of sheer boredom (see what you do when bored...you think....very dangerous as it shows how stupid or insane you really are), someone once told me I have nice dark eyes that when you look into them you see a "devil that wants to get out." I wonder what she meant....was it a sexual metaphor, or if she was being literal and she saw an actual devil in me that other women see and it scares them away? Well spank my ass and call me Charlie, that is why I can't get girls. I need an exorcism!

5 minute later update: I was watching the Powerpuff Girls and they had the Gangreen Gang on the episode. The little guy in the gang uses the same animation and shuffle sound effect that Dexter uses in Dexter's Labatory. Those lazy animators.