runelateralus

Mike's last few missions:

Meet madamex today.

Result: FAILED (must have been busy). Also, $8 shorter.

Complete 2nd Windurst mission in FFXI to get my rank up while using my new Great Sword to build my skill with the sword.

Result: WHAT?!! I got killed by a Goblin Thug. A fucking Goblin Thug. Not a decent challenge, but easy prey with low defense. A lvl 13 Mithra warrior falling to that easy of an enemy. FAILED, and add humilated, ashamed, and full of self pity. *sob*

Help the terrorists. win against the counter terrorists in Counter Strike.

Result: Counter terrorists win 6 times in a row....dag yo. FAILED.

Try Warcraft III again online.

Result: It now says when I search for a game "Now looking for burly men to fuck you up the ass....Men found....Now fucking." Still the worst record. FAILED yet again. (God, proof I attempt now and then again prove I hate myself)

Learn the rules of D&D so I actually can get better at NWN and TOE, so understand it better and don't die so much.

Result: 2d8*3 roll over with my Double sword +2?!! WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!!! And it is a simple concept. FAILED.

Play Doom and finally kill the Cyberdemon with no codes.

Result: FAI....wait, he just exploded. I did it. I FINALLY DID IT!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! TAKE THAT CYBERNETIC GOAT BITCH!!!! I mean, groovy. SUCESS.

So what have I learned from all of this:

I should quit while I am ahead...or maybe just be more persistant since the whole Doom thing took 5 years to finally get through.

Except Warcraft III...fucking Undead...