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Orland Park IL

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Friday Sep 19, 2003

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So I was in the mall one day paying for a game with cash. A twenty fell out and when I went down to pick it up, some little brat snacthes it and runs away. I go to chase him when I catch up to him, his mother stops me and askes just what the hell I was doing. I told her what her fucking brat did and she called me a liar and would listen to me. I yelled at the kid to give me the $20, but he just said "what $20?" I gave up and returned to the store to get my DVD.

I went to the food court and got a nice greasy and juicy hamburger and I see this kid again. He is giving these nasty faces and I really wanted to strangle the little bastard. He almost made me lose my appetite. However, when he and his mother where finished, I noticed this bag from Gamestop was next to the table. Apparently it is the kid's and he forgotten it. So I picked up the and walked out of the store with it.

The mother came up to me and said, "Excuse me, but that is my son's bag." I turned towards her and reply "What bag?" and left the mall with his merchandise in which he had used my money to purchase.





So what was in the bag? Shit, just like this story.

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