rumrunner

Help I'v been kidnapped by insane midgets with paddles wearing gingerbread man suits and siping tea.
They want NO they demand a fresh cheese cake,two buckets full of 3 inch nails, a life time supply of sweet and low,the full collection of the muppet show and a pepsi......
If there demands are not met they say they are going to do things to me that would make Albert Fish cry for his mommy.

PLEASE HELP