rumpusparable

If not for the fact that you applied to the ________ group, our paths might never have crossed. It's unfortunate that we couldn't have met under more neighborly circumstances...

It's a tradition of mine to pay a social call to all new members' journals, but there seems to be a measure of apprehension preceding us.

It has come to my attention that some of my associates have run amok in 'Christians'.

I assure you that they don't represent my group. Concurrently, no one in my group speaks for anyone but themselves. Irregardless of the obvious editorial differences between the groups, I personally find christian bashing distasteful. It may surprise you to learn of this, but I have a reputation for speaking in defense of christianity on the Boards. You can make of that what you will.

We are not the "I'm totally a SATANIST dude!" group, although there was a time before my administration when the group catered to impetuous malcontents. No More. I think you will find that, similar to the situation in 'Christians', no two members are exactly the same in their beliefs (or lack thereof).

Anyway, I just wanted to make a point of clarifying some ambiguities.

AN