rudii

I walked past a mental hospital the other day.
All the patients were shouting 13!13!13!!13!!!!
The fence was too high to see over, but i saw a little gap in the planks and peeked through to see what was going on.
Some fucker pocked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting 14!14!14!!!!!

hahahhaha my sister told me this....I told her I had my first appointment with my new psycologist today after 2 years of waiting...she wanted me to poke her in the eye with a stick just to make the joke funnier...
Gran Turino and The Wrestler are now my 2 favourite comeback movies.
Not enough movie stars smoke anymore there's gonna be no awesome old actors with grizzled larynxes left

oh yeah look at my freaky assed chicken wing shoulder...you want fries with that?


going to torture garden next week with the freaky brides woop woop!!!!
stiff little fingers on sat double woop woop..I'll try and not lose my shoes this time

hopefully this is waht i'll be getting for my birthday...
one has back support and height adjustment, one lets me drink wine without spilling any, one gets rid of the crumbs in my bed
oops that went wrong the other is at he bottom!


my phone is currently held ogether with fragile tape..i think it lends it a certain something no?
met the awesome rhino's are dino's last week. We share the mutual language of dead baby jokes

i made this for my freind who just split up with herr boyfreind...I am sooooooooooo mature


Macauley culkin..."look mom no hands!!!!!!"


I'm gonna sweep that man right outta my hair....


me looking like the vaguely normal one for once

much love to you my little munchkinsrxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx