rudeboy71

@rambo @missy

I can pretty much do everything I want to do. But there is one thing I cant physically do that would be cool. If you've ever seen the show 'Twin Peaks', there is a scene in there where Sherlyn Fenn ties a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue. That would be fuckin cool as hell.

I'm bummed and in a little bit of disbelief. Granted he was 60yrs old but there were no outside signs of anything being wrong with him. I am going to miss talking to him and that big booming voice of his. He was a good guy.

@Rambo & @Missy My first kiss also involves the first time anyone masturbated in front of me. Sadly the whole thing devolved into something horrible.

I was 19 at the time. Yes 19. And i had never kissed anyone to this point. One of my best friends at the time called me up one day and wanted to come over and hang out. Yah, sure,...
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Got this for $50. It says 1956 and it belonged to a German car executive. Filled the decanter with some homemade Croation moonshine from the old country. Not into hard liquor but I thought this thing was too cool.

Scored the Complete works of Calvin an' Hobbs. Easily one of the best written and drawn Sunday paper strips ever. If you have never read any of these, you are truly missing one of life's greatest joys.

"You're so smart."

My 10yr old niece has said this to me several times yesterday. "I'm not any smarter than your dad."

"You're smarter than my dad."

"No. I am not. We know different things. It's not the same thing." She narrowed her eyes at me as if to say, that she does not believe me. Knowing a lot of certain things doesn't make you
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Waiting down in the Hospital Cafeteria for them to page me when my Moms done with her procedure. She's getting something put under her skin to make it easy when they connect the tubes for her Chemo. Something that she now needs to do for the rest of her life. Maybe it will prolong her life. Don't know, for the pain Chemo causes it sure
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Never understood why people pick New Years Resolutions that they won't go through on. Why not simply pick something that you might want to do anyway. 2Yrs ago mine was, try a new restaurant once a week. This year and last, it is try new beers. I photograph each one i try and this is a collage of the ones I've tried in the past
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Prescription Sun Glasses.

And Bifocal Reading Glasses. Yah, I'm old as fuck. Just can't see so close more.

Best part was I got my eye test too. My doctor was rediculously hot. Just drop dead gorgeous. At least I could stare at her without being too creepy. Part of the test. We were talking about work and stuff and she told me she wanted to
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A tenant brought us some Krispy Kremes. Both the guys I work with are diabetic. Can you say SUGAR High!