Dammit! WHY does it bother me so much that these things are no longer called Journals, but now blogs?...I just can't shake this...errrrrr.... 
On a lighter, brighter side of things, however, I have been offered a new job. Now, this is a job where I can go into detail about with customers with my eyes closed. It's an office management/REALLY WELL PAID design internship with...
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On a lighter, brighter side of things, however, I have been offered a new job. Now, this is a job where I can go into detail about with customers with my eyes closed. It's an office management/REALLY WELL PAID design internship with...
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"No pics!? Can you believe that bitch? What a tool..." Story of my life folks, story of my life....
...Anywho, outside of being the great dissapointment on the picture tip, I do have some news to report. The beach was a grand ol time. Loads of sun, but this said sun seemed to make one forget to bring their camera. Haha, I had visions of...
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...Anywho, outside of being the great dissapointment on the picture tip, I do have some news to report. The beach was a grand ol time. Loads of sun, but this said sun seemed to make one forget to bring their camera. Haha, I had visions of...
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empathy_girl:
I'm not sure what was funnier...the tankini or the gynecologist story. All I know is that you made me have to pee, as always (not hard for the pregnant girl)...
It's nice to hear you are happy! I highly recommend Yasmin, I took it for several years before chucking it aside to get knocked up!
It's nice to hear you are happy! I highly recommend Yasmin, I took it for several years before chucking it aside to get knocked up!
thefreak:
That profile pic made me 
like no one's business. And not just because it had a monkey in it.
You rule.
-TM
like no one's business. And not just because it had a monkey in it.
You rule.
-TM
Off to the beach for a few days, kiddo-s! Will have new pics when we get back! Stay Sane!
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thefreak:
I politely request pics taken of your cute self @the beach.
-TM
-TM
midfuckepiphany:
yeah, sorry about the occasional boob squoosh - i'll try to keep my hands to myself next time
So, August is going to rock big balls and pretty hard, too....
...Hottest month of the MD summer is racking up to be a nice one, despite the suffocating heat. Looks like the second weekend, My monkey and I are going to the local beach in MD (MAJORLY commercial, but we shall be staying on the quieter end of things, though within VERY shot driving...
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...Hottest month of the MD summer is racking up to be a nice one, despite the suffocating heat. Looks like the second weekend, My monkey and I are going to the local beach in MD (MAJORLY commercial, but we shall be staying on the quieter end of things, though within VERY shot driving...
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midfuckepiphany:
hey, i think you just called, but i screened it, and then i called back, but someone else at your work answered so i hung up. is it cool to ask for you if someone else answers? i think she said her name was 'dara.' anyway, i'm around so give me a shout. although i might ride my bike in a while.
midfuckepiphany:
damn rudegirl, you always know the inside dirt. but why would it burst my bubble if she swings? that's a sign of hope, no?
Things are getting stale....
...So, I am pretty much getting tried of being fat. I am really ready for a new 'look'- and the work that must be put into it. I just realized that there is so much more flexibility in the way of what you can wear when you arent gigantor. Ok, so maybe I am not THAT big, I can accept that,...
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...So, I am pretty much getting tried of being fat. I am really ready for a new 'look'- and the work that must be put into it. I just realized that there is so much more flexibility in the way of what you can wear when you arent gigantor. Ok, so maybe I am not THAT big, I can accept that,...
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midfuckepiphany:
hey, sorry about last night. after we talked i was looking at what i needed to do and i figured i really needed to be on europe time today so i crashed at like 7. (i failed miserably in my plan, so now i don't know what i'm gonna friggin do. plus one of the interviews i absolutely have to get is in sydney australia - 14 hours ahead. ugh. i don't know how i'm going to do this. deadline is middle of next week and i don't have shit done ...
Double ear infections BLOWWWW! Malpractice suits, however, blow even harder, Dr. Wagner......!
I PROMISE a Proper journal is coming, NOW that my internet is back up and I am home from the boy's house for a few days, anyway. Oh, and expect me to be making my rounds. I am so anxious to see how me mates 're doing!
I PROMISE a Proper journal is coming, NOW that my internet is back up and I am home from the boy's house for a few days, anyway. Oh, and expect me to be making my rounds. I am so anxious to see how me mates 're doing!
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thefreak:
I know, I have your # around somewhere, I should leave you a cheeky voicemail message.
*es your ears all better*
-TM
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es your ears all better*
-TM
sicmonte:
malpractice??? what in gods name happened??
I wil be fine babe..i promise. Im not an idiot.....I do love the girl though and im gonna be there till the end...trying to help her.
I wil be fine babe..i promise. Im not an idiot.....I do love the girl though and im gonna be there till the end...trying to help her.
So, my Boyfreind told me last night that one of the biggest reasons he loves me so much is because I am vulnerable.... 
He meant it in the way that I can be lil miss tuffy around all of the guys when we are out getting shit faced, but then talk baby talk to him once we are home and under our fortress of covers...
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He meant it in the way that I can be lil miss tuffy around all of the guys when we are out getting shit faced, but then talk baby talk to him once we are home and under our fortress of covers...
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midfuckepiphany:
yeah, i'm really sorry i missed you guys. it was my fault, i was being lame. i've been having trouble sleeping, so my plan for that day was to drink incessantly all day while shredding the shit out of my bike, with the idea that then by the end of the day i would be so frigging exhausted that my body would be forced to stay alseep all night. so that's what i did, and it worked. (that night at least; now i'm back to no sleep 
), but yeah, the downside is i didn't get to hang with you guys. we need to hang. i'll be around today, call me if you have some free time
), but yeah, the downside is i didn't get to hang with you guys. we need to hang. i'll be around today, call me if you have some free time
thefreak:
Awww. 
-TM
-TM
Obviously, its been ages since I have been on this thing...
...Anywho, hmmm, where shall I start, today, my lovelies? I have, first and foremost, been without the Internet at the homestead for some time now. The parentals were going back and forth as to whether or not to continue our phone service as they seem to be heavily misguided by the realtor that the...
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...Anywho, hmmm, where shall I start, today, my lovelies? I have, first and foremost, been without the Internet at the homestead for some time now. The parentals were going back and forth as to whether or not to continue our phone service as they seem to be heavily misguided by the realtor that the...
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thefreak:
Glad to see you're still among the living!
And YAY Gus getting a place to live!
Hope you and the boy are well. If he doesn't behave himself, I'm comin' down to MD to GIRLSLAP him in the face.
-TM
And YAY Gus getting a place to live!
Hope you and the boy are well. If he doesn't behave himself, I'm comin' down to MD to GIRLSLAP him in the face.
-TM
I always thought people who complained about what a pain moving was were fat pussies. I just got a swift reminder of how much of a task it is. Sorry for thinking that, former movers.... 
sicmonte:
yes...moving sucks!! how have you been?
thefreak:
I tend to get head injuries when I help move. It's now an injoke among my circle of friends that I need my helmet before I touch heavy furniture. 
How's things?
-TM
How's things?
-TM
I am so 
. My mother is packing his bags as we speak and kicking Schmoogie AKA Gus AKA Gusto beans AKA THE-best-dog-in-the-world! to the curb. Apparently he is too much to deal with in this whole fucking moving process. I don't even know if you guys can fathom how much this brings me down. I brought this good ol boy up from a pup,...
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. My mother is packing his bags as we speak and kicking Schmoogie AKA Gus AKA Gusto beans AKA THE-best-dog-in-the-world! to the curb. Apparently he is too much to deal with in this whole fucking moving process. I don't even know if you guys can fathom how much this brings me down. I brought this good ol boy up from a pup,... Read More
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thefreak:
Oh I SO don't like your parents right now.
You know how to find me if you need to talk, hun.
-TM
Oh I SO don't like your parents right now.
You know how to find me if you need to talk, hun.
-TM
sicmonte:
oh no...the vampire is going away????? why dont you take him?/ call me some time babe!!!
Alright. I'm pissed....
...without further adieu, these are the reasons why I hate the new Suicide Girls web format:
1. It takes me forty years to load the fucking MAIN PAGE! This, my dear Missy, means that you have WAY too much going on on the main page, and dear, first impressions are the most important. do you really think anyone is going to want...
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...without further adieu, these are the reasons why I hate the new Suicide Girls web format:
1. It takes me forty years to load the fucking MAIN PAGE! This, my dear Missy, means that you have WAY too much going on on the main page, and dear, first impressions are the most important. do you really think anyone is going to want...
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hera:
Yes I am on thier cover. Thanks for the compliments! Its much appreciated love
brocklee:
FUCKIN A MAN!!!....RIGHT ON THE BUTTON!!
Insert heavy, heaving, shoulders-unlocked sigh of relief. Thank you all for your kind words in the midst of the clean up process of the mess that life's demolition company left behind.
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midfuckepiphany:
haha. yeah, i guess bored people have to have something to obsess about. that's why i like the CW group on SG so much; it's like the antidote to that stuff. pure hatin'.
midfuckepiphany:
what do you think of the new site design? you're on dial-up at home, arent' you? any problems loading?
ou deserve a very large sum of money AAAAAHHHH I do live in a dream world glad your back do not dissappear again i need someone to swap diet tips with love n hugs chomper