Hello fellow SG members.... hope everyone is O.K and no one has been affected by the terrible shit going down in London. Believe it or not, I know of no one who has been harmed or even saw any thing up close.

I have been wondering around in a perpetual daze. Never in my life have I been such a slacker, it is unreal. I think the last time I did a hard days work was a like a month ago. My head is constantly in the clouds and when I walk outside I have to consciously remind myself that my feet are touching the ground... Miss Ruby feels like her head is full of daisys because of a certain someone.... in fact she is walking around with bruises everywhere because of constantly knocking into things. I kid you not.

Lots of stuff going on though... moment of the most intense randomness this week: Lying on Rashid's couch, naked, after having taken far too many drugs for a midweek night out (scandalous! this was after shaking booty to some seriously hot d n b baselines at The End), being whipped with a riding crop and simultaneously listening to him talk about going fishing.

I kid you not. How random is that? Brilliant. I promise you my life is not always this crazy. Sometimes it does get somewhat uneventful and dull... but never for long because as soon as I realise that, you can bet that things will turn upside down and insanity is soon to follow.

I so need to go and do some work now. Stop distracting me! Yes you! Stop it!