Caution: Not for the faint hearted!
My friend Sam who is making a documentary about the contemorary porn scene in L.A and who sends me regular updates sent me this lovely piece of descriptive prose yesterday:
i went to
an "american bukkake" yesterday, where 50-odd odd men
ejaculated on the face of this rather ugly,
flabby-titted girl named Dominique. she had a
measuring cup underneath her chin to catch the sperm;
the stuff that stuck on her face was scraped off with
a spatula by my friend ashley blue, who was wearing a
chef hat and stood behind a camping stove. the 50
proof cum conconction was then fried in butter, like
an omlette. it fried PERFECTLY - it was nauseating.
according to ashley the fumes rising off of it were
totally repugnant. so anyway dominique ate the
cumlette. or two bites of it, and retched. human
drama. that kind of thing.
Yuck.
My friend Sam who is making a documentary about the contemorary porn scene in L.A and who sends me regular updates sent me this lovely piece of descriptive prose yesterday:
i went to
an "american bukkake" yesterday, where 50-odd odd men
ejaculated on the face of this rather ugly,
flabby-titted girl named Dominique. she had a
measuring cup underneath her chin to catch the sperm;
the stuff that stuck on her face was scraped off with
a spatula by my friend ashley blue, who was wearing a
chef hat and stood behind a camping stove. the 50
proof cum conconction was then fried in butter, like
an omlette. it fried PERFECTLY - it was nauseating.
according to ashley the fumes rising off of it were
totally repugnant. so anyway dominique ate the
cumlette. or two bites of it, and retched. human
drama. that kind of thing.
Yuck.
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I like my sophisticated smut....or smut I come up with myself.
Oh and you really must send me a price list lady....I've just ordered this
and I must have some accessories to go with it!