Yay, I'm being taken to Spearmint Rhinos tomorrow night. Not exactly my kind of place but its still fun for a laugh... if you're not paying for the drinks. I went exactly a year ago and thought that dancers in a strip club would be skanky and dirty looking but they were immaculate, beautiful and pretty cool to talk to. I watched their muscular, taut bodies achieving unbelievable acts of acrobatics as they pole danced....its really an artform, and got very drunk whilst gorgeous semi-naked women sat down and talked to me, wanting me to pay them way too much money for a 2 minute dance (or that's how ling it felt it lasted). I had a few private dances in the VIP booth bit. They were so hot. They smelt like vanilla and cocoa butter and teased me by blowing up my skirt. They kept playing that Toxic song by Britney Spears and it always reminds me of that night whenever I hear that song now.

My favourite quote at the moment is by Jack Kerouac:

Sociability is just a smile and a smile is nothing but teeth

I like that because I'm a bit of an anti-social git really.

Anyone have any good quotes for me?

update:

Make mental note: Stop talking about women all the time, they'll think your obsessed. As if.