MY FUCKING WISDOM TEETH HURT !!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!! 
ok now that out of the way.. here's my weekend...
-Johnny left for a fishing trip on friday night at about 1am we relaxed and ate bbq and swam in the kiddie pool then I slept in his bed even though he wasn't there.. mmmmm comfy bed that smells like boy...
-sat I wake up around 8am cause my sleeping habits are all screwy, and go home the far walk across the street.. as soon as I step in the door Aj is all over me.."can you work for me tonight?" "on your boat?" "ya Laura has a cracked rib and can't I need someone" so I say ok......BIG MISTAKE!!!! we have to take the bus to the train station, take the go train, then a streetcar to get to her boat.. BAH! so I arrive on the Wayward Princess.. a party boat tripledecker ship type thingie... and she quickly runs through what I need to do (bartending.. yuck)
so I get all prepared and set myslef up meanwhile she gets in shit from the captain due to the fact that I have alot of tattoos and "extra holes" as he put it.. so I have to wear a long sleeve shirt and a tie with black dress pants..horrrah! NOT
so I do my job and make lots of money in tips.. I was pumped cause you get paid $45 for the cruise and tips.. exciting but what I didn't know was that I had to stay until 4:30 am and clean the mess that the 300 guyanese people made (it was disgusting) and split my tips with 8 people!!!!! what the mother fucking shit is that?? I ended up getting $33 of the $140 that I made...I was livid then I find out that Aj didn't have a drive for us back home ... so we had to slipt a cab that cost $20 so I made $13 in the end!!!!! holy christ! I had to sleep in my own bed when I got home which was not fun... its not the same 
-SUNDAY!!!! I wake up to Aj and Steven having wild monkey sex,,,,I hear someone open the basement door and yell for me,, Aj screams NO! and I hear someone say "I'm sorry she's not home" ... I freak out cause I didn't know what time it was and I was expecting my dad at 1pm so I run upstairs and sure enough hes parked outside... BASTARDS why can't people actually check to see if you are home instead of assuming!!!! oh well.. so I get dressed and my mom shows up with her "gf" uh huh so heres the scene theres my dad, my stepmom, my mother and her "gf" and her "gf's daughter" all here to help me pick up my new furniture and move it to storage...not fun!!!
so we get all the shit moved and my mom goes home... hate to say it but I was relieved I have no idea what she was trying to prove! meh.. so I get to hang out with my dad for a while.. it was nice I asked them to pitch in moeny for my vespa and they said that they will which makes me very very excited! 
so I vegged out for while after they left and watched the human stain.. it was good I liked it I reccomend people see it...after the movie I decided to sit on the the front step, I swear I just sat down when he pulled in.. I couldn't help but smile from ear to ear seeing his car was sooooooo exciting and him coming over al scruffy and greasy from the fishing trip was awesome... 
so we went to SObeys and got salad stuff and we made a grilled chicken salad it was soooooooooooooooooo good and then we relaxed it was soooo nice.. to be very mushy I guess the saying is true "distance makes the heart grow fonder" ..... now Iam at work yuck.. but I have cherries, a peach and apple juice so that makes it a bit better....
NEW PICS OF ME AND MA DADDIE AFTER MOVING LOTS OF FURNITURE check em out
ok now that out of the way.. here's my weekend...
-Johnny left for a fishing trip on friday night at about 1am we relaxed and ate bbq and swam in the kiddie pool then I slept in his bed even though he wasn't there.. mmmmm comfy bed that smells like boy...
-sat I wake up around 8am cause my sleeping habits are all screwy, and go home the far walk across the street.. as soon as I step in the door Aj is all over me.."can you work for me tonight?" "on your boat?" "ya Laura has a cracked rib and can't I need someone" so I say ok......BIG MISTAKE!!!! we have to take the bus to the train station, take the go train, then a streetcar to get to her boat.. BAH! so I arrive on the Wayward Princess.. a party boat tripledecker ship type thingie... and she quickly runs through what I need to do (bartending.. yuck)
so I get all prepared and set myslef up meanwhile she gets in shit from the captain due to the fact that I have alot of tattoos and "extra holes" as he put it.. so I have to wear a long sleeve shirt and a tie with black dress pants..horrrah! NOT
so I do my job and make lots of money in tips.. I was pumped cause you get paid $45 for the cruise and tips.. exciting but what I didn't know was that I had to stay until 4:30 am and clean the mess that the 300 guyanese people made (it was disgusting) and split my tips with 8 people!!!!! what the mother fucking shit is that??
I ended up getting $33 of the $140 that I made...I was livid then I find out that Aj didn't have a drive for us back home ... so we had to slipt a cab that cost $20 so I made $13 in the end!!!!! holy christ! I had to sleep in my own bed when I got home which was not fun... its not the same
-SUNDAY!!!! I wake up to Aj and Steven having wild monkey sex,,,,I hear someone open the basement door and yell for me,, Aj screams NO! and I hear someone say "I'm sorry she's not home" ... I freak out cause I didn't know what time it was and I was expecting my dad at 1pm so I run upstairs and sure enough hes parked outside... BASTARDS why can't people actually check to see if you are home instead of assuming!!!! oh well.. so I get dressed and my mom shows up with her "gf" uh huh so heres the scene theres my dad, my stepmom, my mother and her "gf" and her "gf's daughter" all here to help me pick up my new furniture and move it to storage...not fun!!!
so we get all the shit moved and my mom goes home... hate to say it but I was relieved I have no idea what she was trying to prove! meh.. so I get to hang out with my dad for a while.. it was nice I asked them to pitch in moeny for my vespa and they said that they will which makes me very very excited! so I vegged out for while after they left and watched the human stain.. it was good I liked it I reccomend people see it...after the movie I decided to sit on the the front step, I swear I just sat down when he pulled in.. I couldn't help but smile from ear to ear seeing his car was sooooooo exciting and him coming over al scruffy and greasy from the fishing trip was awesome... so we went to SObeys and got salad stuff and we made a grilled chicken salad it was soooooooooooooooooo good and then we relaxed it was soooo nice.. to be very mushy I guess the saying is true "distance makes the heart grow fonder" ..... now Iam at work yuck.. but I have cherries, a peach and apple juice so that makes it a bit better....
NEW PICS OF ME AND MA DADDIE AFTER MOVING LOTS OF FURNITURE check em out
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
disorganism:
You made me laugh
pharcyde:
i fucking love sobeys!! where would we be without 24hr food stores??