I get new hair on Saturaday and its gonna kick ass!!!

Roomates are the devil !!! all they do is bitch and moan,, I'm not getting sex blah blah,, theres flies in the house blah blah,,who has my white t shirt blah blah,,the house is a mess blah blah,,,,SHUT UP YOU WHINNEY BASTARDS,,,,,IT'S SUMMERTIME ENJOY IT!!! bah it sucks ass!!!!!

heres a riddle:
I wear a seethrough white wifebeater (with a black bra) a trucker hat, and cook hamburger helper while my man sits in a hammic WHAT am I ????


this weather better stay like this or I will have to fist someones ass!