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I got back my test results, *drum roll*...

.it seems i have a big hormone imbalance, that would explain why my breasts have gone from a D cup to a F cup.....I know, geez....After the Ct scan the other day I went lingerie shopping and i bought a bra that actually fits, it's very, very big, i think my chihuahua could quite happily sleep in one of the cups...

TRUE!

Besides that the doctor thinks I have a special kind of diabetes, so i have to go and see a specialist.

Could be much worse, so i'll just see what happens....

Here is a preview of my gorgeous feathery headpiece for the upcoming ball:




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Here is something funny that i found,

a limmerick,

On May Day, the girls of Penzance,
Being bored with the lack of romance,
Joined the Workers' Parade
With their banner displayed --
"What the Pants of Penzance need is Ants!"

A lissom psychotic named Jane
Once kissed every man on a train;
Said she: "Please don't panic!
I'm just nymphomanic.
It wouldn't be fun were I sane."

Said Freud: "I've discovered the Id.
Of all your repressions be rid.
It won't ease the gravity
Of all the depravity,

But you'll know why you did what you did."
Oedipus said to the Sphinx:
"My name's been perverted by shrinks.
Who'd think Jocasta'd
Call me a bastard?I think psychiatry stinks."

There was a young lady named Hall,
Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire,
And burned her entire
Front page, sports section, and all

There once was a poor man named Crocket
Whose balls got caught in a socket.
His wife was a bitch,
So she cranked on the switch,
And Crocket took off like a rocket!

There was a young lady named Maud
A terrible society fraud:
In company, I'm told
She was awfully cold.
But if you got her alone, Oh God!

At one last thing, please go and check out the FOR THE BURLESQUE BALL IN DECEMBER

and PlatyPuz got us 2 front row seats for Grinderman.....OH MY GOODNESS!!

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GRINDERMAN