Often I think that us humans are simply some sort of strange reality tv show for the enjoyment of some alien species out there....Or maybe an experiment that they watch on cable? The thing is that I have thought this way since i was a kid....ALWAYS....

I can remember being about 4 or 5 and telling my parents about it. Every single human on this planet has an extraordinary life, the up's, the down's, the quirky, the extreme. I find people fascinating....I really do....

And apparently some people find me very odd and strange. For instance the little beachside, touristy town where i grew up, and my mother still lives, say i go out with her....somewhere.....anywhere. To Kmart....lots of people stare, point, giggle, laugh talk about me. That's what my mother says anyway. I don't notice or care.

But she does, this is true, she will turn around a nd stare at them and say something like "what the f*** are you looking at* *even to old ladies....

When i was little she used to be quite a vamp, very long hair, super high heels, tiny shorts, mini-dresses, just gorgeous. I could always find her if i was lost by the sound of her heels, click-clacking on the floor in a shop.
Now if someone stared at her back then, she would generally turn around, point at them, turn back and lift up her skirt, shake her bottom at them and say "did you get a good look. YES, she had panties on!!

I love that attitude, that hootspa, she is a one in a million. Wonder what the aliens did when they saw that??

Sitting on their gravitating beanbags eating moon candy, and laughing, just like me....