rubydoll

Last night might have been the funniest night ever. April and her Richard set me up on some blind date with this guy from his band. It was soooo awkward. Before they picked us up, April kept talking him up and saying that we had soooo much in common... meaning, that we were both kind of short, pessimistic, funny, kept to ourselves, needed glasses, and drove sticks. HAhah, of course I seen the connection right away and announced that he had to be my SoulMate. hhahah fucking funny shit.

When they picked us up, April kept pushing me towards him, and making a complete ass of me. Bitch! We ended up at Denny's where of course my SoulMate sat together in SILENCE. Her Richard kept mocking us and saying stuff like "So! Is this your guy's first date?" It was funny... and yet...hmmm... Both of us were completely awkward. So I said, "No, we are soulmates, and have loved in another life!" You'd think that would earn me some slack, but noooooo! Richard kept announcing that I was staring at my SoulMate when he wasn't looking. (I later found out it was Mr. SoulMate that was staring at me.) Friends are the devil! My SoulMate stood up for me though and said, "Do you like embarrassing people...?" Well, he made an honest effort anyway.

He was kind of cute. This one really does look like Cobain. He had thick blonde hair that was messy cute, and he wore these dorky glasses because he is all blind and junk. He was on the short side and really mousy.

As the night went on, we started to relax a little bit, but we didn't really engage in any conversation. It was kind of impossible with April and her Richard staring us in the face and asking us stupid questions. My SoulMate decided he need to "relax" more, so he took us to some bar where there were only like ten people. We had a lot of fun, until some bitch with a crabby ass bitch face, carded April the thirteen year old and we were kicked out.

By then, Richard was drunk and babbling, and the rest of us were bored out of our minds, so my SoulMate dropped April and I off at my house. The whole night she kept yapping about how when my SoulMate seen me for the first time at the movies when I was with Chan, he kept saying I was cute and wanted my number. AWWW HOT DAMN! After that I started zoning her out, so she told me her Richard stories.

I think the whole SoulMate thing was an evil plot. Richard, is Mr. Possessive and doesn't really like it when April hangs out with her friends, and April wants some time for her self for her friends. The solution. HOOK HER BEST FRIEND UP WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. I know that is what they are thinking. Apparently, my SoulMate is on their side.