Well, my Friday night taught me that the myth of peer pressure is not only true, but just as vulgar as I suspected it might be. I also learned that uncut boys should be careful with their members, because things can rip and blood with forever spill.
Perhaps, I should start writing the fortune cookies. I think I have much better things to input than "happiness is out there," or whateverthefuck they put in those things. I want to put things like "..and remember, to wear a condom, because mistakes suck ass"... or perhaps something more to the point like ..."an orgasm lasts only a couple of seconds, but herpes last forever." And on the back of the fortunes would have book references relating to that topic. I think people need to be bitch slapped with some sense. Either that, or I am just a critical and judgemental bitch (which I wouldn't put past me, by the way).
Maybe, I will throw together a uniform, so that I can wreak havoc on the innocent and unsuspecting.
Just some thoughts.
On a completely different note; I think that I need to throw myself back out there. I have been hiding in my house for over a month now, and I am starting to feel like I am lacking my much needed excursions. I think that I will start making dates with myself. It might be more fulfilling then dragging a friend along, who is trying to pretend to be interested just for the sake of pretending.
I am going to do the unthinkable.
::pauses to add the right amount of drama to the situation::
I am going to go out at least twice a week to a public place by myself. [no, I don't mean going to the coffee shop and getting a table and then hurrying to gulp down my drink before anyone notices.] I want to do more interesting things, like exploring Downtown Pasadena and Hollywood. I can't remember the last time I went to a Museum, art gallery, or park. I need to move past Sunset and the Blvd.
The plan: ravish every crevice of the two cities until I can be officially claimed The Rapist of Two Cities.
hmm.. I think my first stop will be the Museum of Tolerance. I have been twice, but there is so much to see, and I want to see everything and hear every guest speaker.
I can't stand living here and not seeing all there is to see.
This summer=road trip, son!
Oh, and I need to read more, more, more! I have been out of school for almost a year, and I have only ready 4 books. [
on me ]
Perhaps, I should start writing the fortune cookies. I think I have much better things to input than "happiness is out there," or whateverthefuck they put in those things. I want to put things like "..and remember, to wear a condom, because mistakes suck ass"... or perhaps something more to the point like ..."an orgasm lasts only a couple of seconds, but herpes last forever." And on the back of the fortunes would have book references relating to that topic. I think people need to be bitch slapped with some sense. Either that, or I am just a critical and judgemental bitch (which I wouldn't put past me, by the way).
Maybe, I will throw together a uniform, so that I can wreak havoc on the innocent and unsuspecting.
Just some thoughts.
On a completely different note; I think that I need to throw myself back out there. I have been hiding in my house for over a month now, and I am starting to feel like I am lacking my much needed excursions. I think that I will start making dates with myself. It might be more fulfilling then dragging a friend along, who is trying to pretend to be interested just for the sake of pretending.
I am going to do the unthinkable.
::pauses to add the right amount of drama to the situation::
I am going to go out at least twice a week to a public place by myself. [no, I don't mean going to the coffee shop and getting a table and then hurrying to gulp down my drink before anyone notices.] I want to do more interesting things, like exploring Downtown Pasadena and Hollywood. I can't remember the last time I went to a Museum, art gallery, or park. I need to move past Sunset and the Blvd.
The plan: ravish every crevice of the two cities until I can be officially claimed The Rapist of Two Cities.
hmm.. I think my first stop will be the Museum of Tolerance. I have been twice, but there is so much to see, and I want to see everything and hear every guest speaker.
I can't stand living here and not seeing all there is to see.
This summer=road trip, son!
Oh, and I need to read more, more, more! I have been out of school for almost a year, and I have only ready 4 books. [
on me ] VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
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