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i was looking thru my sisters english book for school and a noticed that this was on the syllabus, i mean seriously wat kind of a poem is it?
It was like keeping a puppy in your underpants
A secret puppy you werent allowed to show to anyone
Not even your best friend or your worst enemy

You wanted to pat him stroke him cuddle him
All the time but you werent supposed to touch him

He only slept for five minutes at a time
Then hed suddenly perk up his head
In the middle of school medical inspection
And always on bus rides
So you had to climb down from the upper deck
All bent double to smuggle the puppy off the bus
Without the buxom conductress spotting
Your wicked and ticketless stowaway.

Jumping up, wet-nosed, eagerly wagging --
He only stopped being a nuisance
When you were alone together
Pretending to be doing your homework
But really gazing at each other
Through hot and hazy daydreams

Of those beautiful schoolgirls on the bus
With kittens bouncing in their sweaters.

its almost as if the editor was tryin to take the piss or something.

in other news will be finished my exams soon. ooh yeah! there might actually be some chance of me having a life then.
but til then