So I am aobut ready to poke my left eye out. Its so fucking itchy. Who knows whats going on with that.
Probably a stray animal hair or something, but it is a bitch.
So who thinks I rock.............bah must not know me then (see it works either way)
Ryan has been kicked out of Priapism, god I make it sound alot more harsh than...
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Probably a stray animal hair or something, but it is a bitch.
So who thinks I rock.............bah must not know me then (see it works either way)
Ryan has been kicked out of Priapism, god I make it sound alot more harsh than...
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amina:
If you poke your eye out, make sure to take pictures. Id so buy that shit.
ash:
Aww, glad I was misst! 
How have YOU been?
How have YOU been?I have a confession to make.................I love playing McDonalds Monopoly.
I went out yesterday bought 3 large fries and gave them away just so I could get the damn game pieces.
I am a loser.
This just shows that I need some sort of boyfriend so I can get a life.
Maybe I need to make a boyfriend application................topping off my loserness.
I went out yesterday bought 3 large fries and gave them away just so I could get the damn game pieces.
I am a loser.
This just shows that I need some sort of boyfriend so I can get a life.
Maybe I need to make a boyfriend application................topping off my loserness.
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lackadaisiac:
I suggest you stop eating McDonalds. I had to eat there the other night because it was three in the morning. I hadn't eatin there in months. IT WAS SO GOOD! Its like ciggarettes! You can't stop!
zero_angel:
MMMmmmm
McDonalds
Z_A
McDonalds
Z_A
SOOOOOO unhelpful
I swear I have minicrushes on about 1000 hot men.
They need to all get in a room and makeup so I can watch, and probably join in.
Yeah this was a great update.
Hot boys + making out + me = One really intersting day at work
I swear I have minicrushes on about 1000 hot men.
They need to all get in a room and makeup so I can watch, and probably join in.
Yeah this was a great update.
Hot boys + making out + me = One really intersting day at work
whatshisnuts:
1000 guys making out sounds like it might get a little rank. 
Boys are naturally smelly folk. Grab me some nose plugs and I may just join in myself. You start on the left and I'll start on the right. We'll meet somewhere in the middle I guess. 
I'll let you know about the show.
Boys are naturally smelly folk. Grab me some nose plugs and I may just join in myself. You start on the left and I'll start on the right. We'll meet somewhere in the middle I guess.
I'll let you know about the show.
Why does he not know how much I love him....................
Or maybe he does and just does not give a shit.
God I hope hes just blind to it and not the latter, since I would be having major issues then.
Not that I already dont
Or maybe he does and just does not give a shit.
God I hope hes just blind to it and not the latter, since I would be having major issues then.
Not that I already dont
rickroyal:
Have intentions and desires been made clear? Sadly, subtle messages often go wayward.
niap:
Guys are not good at picking up on stuff... sometimes we need to get a good smacked in head to get the point.
Things that Rule My Ass
1.) Sims 2
2.) The Fetish Con this weekend
3.) Mike
4.) Matt
5.) Magic Cookie Bars
6.) Mason
7.) Not dieing in hurricanes
Hmm more later
8.) Russian Vodka shots
1.) Sims 2
2.) The Fetish Con this weekend
3.) Mike
4.) Matt
5.) Magic Cookie Bars
6.) Mason
7.) Not dieing in hurricanes
Hmm more later
8.) Russian Vodka shots
dx927:
hmm, i expected a list of things that rule your ass to be much dirtier. thank you for wishing me a happy birthday 
whatshisnuts:
I'm so glad that you are not dead!
Well I bought a ticket to MI for a weekend.
I wish it could be longer but for some reason I cant stand to be away from the death hurricanes for more than a weekend.
I feel the need to find a boy and hide with him in my bed for this next hurricane, ones in mind but yeah thats probably a big no so...
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I wish it could be longer but for some reason I cant stand to be away from the death hurricanes for more than a weekend.
I feel the need to find a boy and hide with him in my bed for this next hurricane, ones in mind but yeah thats probably a big no so...
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sstairs:
i have a bed. hurricane or not i bet we could fit.
what's an application?
what's an application?
whatshisnuts:
I hope you are doing ok! Bastard hurricanes! 
I'm hoping you have many boys and hot chicks keeping you company in bed! 
Love ya. Take care.
I'm hoping you have many boys and hot chicks keeping you company in bed! Love ya. Take care. I know Im an ass
I dont update
I am a fucker
Well I have been busy.
And now preparing for the next hurricane to come.
I am not dead, just a shmuck
Hate me if you wish
I dont update
I am a fucker
Well I have been busy.
And now preparing for the next hurricane to come.
I am not dead, just a shmuck
Hate me if you wish
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jenya:
i your puppy and that is such a cute name !!!!!
your puppy and that is such a cute name !!!!!
whatshisnuts:
By all means! Get your ass over here! And bring the pup and priapism with ya!
Well the hurricane has came and gone.
My house is only missing a few panels of siding and one of the larger trees in my backyard spilt in hal, but luck for my house it fell towards on opn space and not my roof and sliding glass doors.
I have power once again so that rocks, cause FL with no AC sucks the big one....
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My house is only missing a few panels of siding and one of the larger trees in my backyard spilt in hal, but luck for my house it fell towards on opn space and not my roof and sliding glass doors.
I have power once again so that rocks, cause FL with no AC sucks the big one....
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metaleric:
I've been to Brighton. No hurricanes up here.
metaleric:
No hurricanes, just rainy shitty weather, practically all summer.
Pretty girl is suffering, while he confesses everything
Pretty soon she'll figure out what his intentions were about
That's what you get for falling again
You can never get 'em out of your head
It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
She's beautiful as usual with bruises...
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Pretty soon she'll figure out what his intentions were about
That's what you get for falling again
You can never get 'em out of your head
It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
She's beautiful as usual with bruises...
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fatale:
yes indeed - i was pretty happy for my set to go up with such a hot lady!
mnislahi:
"oh and penis" thats awesome! haha
Ok so I have returned.
I was going to post last night but I was still really tired and a bit sick.
So here goes the recap and such.
Last week, or maybe 2 weeks ago now who the heck knows, was my South Beach trip.
We got down there met our roomies who were the biggest sluttie whores ever.
And I still think someone...
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I was going to post last night but I was still really tired and a bit sick.
So here goes the recap and such.
Last week, or maybe 2 weeks ago now who the heck knows, was my South Beach trip.
We got down there met our roomies who were the biggest sluttie whores ever.
And I still think someone...
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whatshisnuts:
Hehee! You typed boobs. 