Greetings from Clusterfuckchella. These are the people I hate:
Anyone who paints "Carpoolchella" on their car.
People who spin and prance around like they are at a Grateful Dead show.
Hipsters.
Rap fans.
Girls walking around in public in thongs.
People who blow smoke in my face when we are packed like sardines in a 100 degree tent.
Attention whore skanks sitting on their boyfriends' shoulders so nobody behind them can see.
Anyone wearing a Jason Mraz hat.
People who constantly take pictures of themselves (how many close-ups of yourself mugging for own digital camera do you really need?).
People with dayglo neon sunglasses.
Anyonewithahaircutthathastheword"hawk"init(e.g.,mohawk,fauxhawk,etc.).
AllbandswithJoshHommeinthem.
Anyone in the Sahara tent.
Girls wearing Indian feathers in their hair like Pocahantas.
Dudes in floppy straw Jimmy Buffett type hats.
People wearing obviously hot and uncomfortable attire just so they can make some sort of fashion statement in the dusty, triple digit horse pasture where they hold Coachella.
People with temporary tattoos.
Anyone who paints "Carpoolchella" on their car.
People who spin and prance around like they are at a Grateful Dead show.
Hipsters.
Rap fans.
Girls walking around in public in thongs.
People who blow smoke in my face when we are packed like sardines in a 100 degree tent.
Attention whore skanks sitting on their boyfriends' shoulders so nobody behind them can see.
Anyone wearing a Jason Mraz hat.
People who constantly take pictures of themselves (how many close-ups of yourself mugging for own digital camera do you really need?).
People with dayglo neon sunglasses.
Anyonewithahaircutthathastheword"hawk"init(e.g.,mohawk,fauxhawk,etc.).
AllbandswithJoshHommeinthem.
Anyone in the Sahara tent.
Girls wearing Indian feathers in their hair like Pocahantas.
Dudes in floppy straw Jimmy Buffett type hats.
People wearing obviously hot and uncomfortable attire just so they can make some sort of fashion statement in the dusty, triple digit horse pasture where they hold Coachella.
People with temporary tattoos.
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fatality:
I make similar differentials going through life.
jena:
You mean this stud? Haha! That's the mysterious Max G. Morton, writer (books go for over $100 on Ebay many times), former Cold Cave member and dude who lives down the street from me. He does a good job of blending in like a herpes sore. Great writer in my opinion.