roxysmash

Oh man.

I went to a party last night with my dear friend. Said friend has a crush on the boy throwing it, I happened to go to high school with him, but didn't really know him.

In a house filled with the testosterone of drunk 21 year old boys, I did not have a great time. Why?

Me: We went to high school together?
B-Rad: Oh yeah, you dated that guy... Don't you do shit porn or something?
Me: ...excuse me?
B-Rad: Yeah, like saranwrap and shitting or something.
Me: ...SHIT porn?
Friend: (embarassed) No, she's just a model.
B-Rad: Oh, okay. :: snicker :: shit porn....

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I have never been the "bitch" at a party. There's a first for everything. I wouldn't fuck the ex jocks, so I was a bitch.

When leaving, one of them ran to the car and demanded to know why we thought we were better than everyone else. He finally admitted that he was just asking ME that.

I told him that it was because I am better than him and he needed to get the fuck out of our car or I would call the police. He punched the car and left.

I forgot that these people exist.